I thought I'd do a little spin-off of the "What irritates you" and "What is making you happy today" threads, and ask, what amuses you today?
Today, it's Hostess cupcakes. The nutrition information is listed for 1 cupcake and for 2 cupcakes, rather than one or the other. Must be for those who are either too lazy or too mathematically challenged to either half or double the nutritional content.
The recycle label on my new shampoo and conditioner bottles says "please recyle."
Chloe 8/2010 Oliver 7/2012
At the beach life is different. Time doesn't move hour to hour, but mood to moment.
We live by the currents, plan by the tides and follow the sun.
Warning label on Sams Choice Pastacios....Warning MAYcontain pastacios.
When Dunkin Donuts was selling cookies it was their policy to ask if you were allergic to nuts if you ordered the peanutbutter cup cookie. The first time she asked me I responded with, "do you really think I would order something with the word PEANUT in it if I was allergic?"
It was only with the cookies though, not the banana NUT muffin.
Chloe 8/2010 Oliver 7/2012
At the beach life is different. Time doesn't move hour to hour, but mood to moment.
We live by the currents, plan by the tides and follow the sun.
When Dunkin Donuts was selling cookies it was their policy to ask if you were allergic to nuts if you ordered the peanutbutter cup cookie. The first time she asked me I responded with, "do you really think I would order something with the word PEANUT in it if I was allergic?"
It was only with the cookies though, not the banana NUT muffin.
Considering that we as a society very necessarily include labels on things like irons that specifically warn against use in places like the bathtub and on clothing while being worn, I'm pretty confident that there are indeed people stupid enough to actually order and consume something they are allergic to.
I'm amused that Matt Lauer is sounding more and more like Regis Philbin every day. Does he know that he is now barking his words?
Last night as DH was cleaning up dinner, I asked him to put some leftovers in a Pyrex container so I could bring them to work today. When I looked in the fridge this morning, he hadn't, and I didn't have time to do it then. I called him later in the morning and sarcastically thanked him for putting the food in the Pyrex. Very seriously, he responded, "Um, I didn't do that. I don't know who did, because it wasn't me." I had to laugh and then told him, "Yes, I know. I was being sarcastic."
DH has a cold, and he acts like it's the end of the world .
OMG! Here, too. I lived through strep throat a little over a week ago with minimal complaining and still going about my normal day. DH started feeling bad yesterday and he is the biggest whiner! A friend of mine told me it's a good thing women have the babies or the human race would have ended a long time ago.
The commentators for the Olympics - it's so funny the things that get them excited. "This is history, no one has ever missed three targets in the Olympic biathlon -- that's incredible!!!" Makes me laugh.