The Vent Thread, part 2

[Southlooper]

Dear Darling Niece -

I love you oh so very much, but I'm on the verge of hiding you from my Facebook new feed because of your horrible spelling skills. You are a junior in high school, please learn how to spell. For the record:

super NOT sooper
now NOT nao
joy NOT joi

Love,
Your Teacher Aunt

[KrissyCat7]

Dear Self:

What the hell were you thinking? You knew you couldn't replace her, but you tried, and now you are stuck in this situation. Figure out what the right thing to do is and do it.

Me

[MrsSpencer]

Dear so called "family",

I'm sure you thought you were slick trying to spy on me on facebook. Well it's not spying and I don't care that you know what I said, it's the TRUTH! So stop telling your daughter "uncle" to call and harass and threaten your family..what kind of man are you??

That's right..you are not!

You are living in your mother's house, which you never paid for..let the insurance lapse, and never paid her a cent of rent in 27 years. Now that she has to live with you..you expected her to pay the taxes too..what a son you are!

No love
The children of your "whore" sisters

[dirrtydozen22]

Dear Prospective employers,
You don't know what you're missing out on by interviewing me and not giving me offers. Can you at least tell me where the hell I went wrong? Thanks to you guys (40+ places), I'm 2 months out of a job when it coulda been one week.
Me

[Pookie]

Dear Prospective employers,
You don't know what you're missing out on by interviewing me and not giving me offers. Can you at least tell me where the hell I went wrong? Thanks to you guys (40+ places), I'm 2 months out of a job when it coulda been one week.
Me

That's what happens when you quit before you find a job. It's not their fault. It's yours.

[MrsSpencer]

Dear DH,

We are in the middle of transitioning DS to his BBB so it takes longer to get him to sleep..and he's always been a crappy sleeper so this is nothing new to not get him totally asleep without a peep before 10..no matter when I start (at 7:30). So when I come into bed at 10:30-11pm I'm TIRED. Of course most of the time I don't mind to DTD since I know this is the only time we can. Now it seems you think there's a better time...anywhere between 3-5 AM! DS still wakes up screaming every 2-3 hours..and I have to get him back to sleep every time..who in their right mind is ready for sex then???

No love
Your exhausted wife

[MrsBeckyLP]

Dear DD2,

I know I can't get mad at you, but you are a sucky sleeper. You are 3.5 months old, not 3.5 weeks old. It would be lovely if you slept for longer than an hour at a time at night. What happened to that great sleep you were giving me a few weeks ago?

[myshel]

Dear DH--

I'm still a little ticked with you regarding our discussion yesterday. Yes, I can wipe the table down, but I wanted you to do it, since you very rarely do much of anything around the house these days. Did it ever occur to you that I might be a tad stressed out, given that we're having a big party tomorrow, my mom is moving 10 hours away, and the recent health news I've received? Probably not.

Also, please don't ever say, "If these parties stress you out, why do you have them?" I want DS to have a special day, and I want a proper send-off for my mom. If you can think of a way for these things to happen without any stress on anyone's part, be my guest.

I HATE the fact that the extent of your part in any of our parties is you showing up with the cake, drink in hand, while smiling and kissing babies like a politician. Meanwhile, I'm sweating it with getting stuff ready. The next time we have a flippin' party, I'm tempted to cater it and make you pay for it.

I love you, but I can still be mad--
Your wife

[Southlooper]

Dear Cousin -

It's hard to take your political rants seriously when YOU MADE THE CHOICE to live in a city that was hardest hit during the meltdown and you continue to live a champaign life funded by your 67-year-old mother, who wants to retire but can't because she pays your and your sister's credit card bills.

I wonder how passionate you would be if you had to live on your own earning $14/hr. You're 30, GROW UP!