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sublime311
09-18-2005, 10:22 PM
You KNOW you want to do it.. G'head... :D

Find this and MUCH, MUCH more here:http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

"The basics

Pirate lingo is rich and complicated, sort of like a good stew. There are several other sites that offer glossaries that are pretty good, and you can find some of them on our links page.

But if you just want a quick fix, a surface gloss, a "pirate patina," if you will, here are the five basic words that you cannot live without. Master them, and you can face Talk Like a Pirate Day with a smile on your face and a parrot on your shoulder, if that's your thing.

Ahoy! - "Hello!"

Avast! - Stop and give attention. It can be used in a sense of surprise, "Whoa! Get a load of that!" which today makes it more of a "Check it out" or "No way!" or "Get off!"

Aye! - "Why yes, I agree most heartily with everything you just said or did."

Aye aye! - "I'll get right on that sir, as soon as my break is over."

Arrr! - This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when you sit on a belaying pin. "Arrr!" can mean, variously, "yes," "I agree," "I'm happy," "I'm enjoying this beer," "My team is going to win it all," "I saw that television show, it sucked!" and "That was a clever remark you or I just made." And those are just a few of the myriad possibilities of Arrr!

Advanced pirate lingo; or On beyond “Aarrr!”
Once you've mastered the basics, you're ready to start expanding your pirate vocabulary. Try these for starters

Beauty – The best possible pirate address for a woman. Always preceded by “me,” as in, “C’mere, me beauty,” or even, “me buxom beauty,” to one particularly well endowed. You’ll be surprised how effective this is.

Bilge rat – The bilge is the lowest level of the ship. It’s loaded with ballast and slimy, reeking water. A bilge rat, then, is a rat that lives in the worst place on the ship. On TLAP Day – A lot of guy humor involves insulting your buddies to prove your friendship. It’s important that everyone understand you are smarter, more powerful and much luckier with the wenches than they are. Since bilge rat is a pretty dirty thing to call someone, by all means use it on your friends.

Bung hole – Victuals on a ship were stored in wooden casks. The stopper in the barrel is called the bung, and the hole is called the bung hole. That’s all. It sounds a lot worse, doesn’t it? On TLAP Day – When dinner is served you’ll make quite an impression when you say, “Well, me hearties, let’s see what crawled out of the bung hole.” That statement will be instantly followed by the sound of people putting down their utensils and pushing themselves away from the table. Great! More for you!

Grog – An alcoholic drink, usually rum diluted with water, but in this context you could use it to refer to any alcoholic beverage other than beer, and we aren’t prepared to be picky about that, either. Call your beer grog if you want. We won’t stop you! Water aboard ship was stored for long periods in slimy wooden barrels, so you can see why rum was added to each sailor’s water ration – to kill the rancid taste. On TLAP Day – Drink up, me hearties! And call whatever you’re drinking grog if you want to. If some prissy pedant purses his lips and protests the word grog can only be used if drinking rum and water, not the Singapore Sling you’re holding, keelhaul him!

Hornpipe – Both a single-reeded musical instrument sailors often had aboard ship, and a spirited dance that sailors do. On TLAP Day – We are not big fans of the capering, it’s not our favorite art form, if you will, so we don’t have a lot to say on the subject, other than to observe that the common term for being filled with lust is “horny,” and hornpipe then has some comical possibilities. “Is that a hornpipe in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Or both?”

Lubber – (or land lubber) This is the seaman’s version of land lover, mangled by typical pirate disregard for elocution. A lubber is someone who does not go to sea, who stays on the land. On TLAP Day – More likely than not, you are a lubber 364 days of the year. But not if you’re talking like a pirate! Then the word lubber becomes one of the more fierce weapons in your arsenal of piratical lingo. In a room where everyone is talking like pirates, lubber is ALWAYS an insult.

Smartly – Do something quickly. On TLAP Day – “Smartly, me lass,” you might say when sending the bar maid off for another round. She will be so impressed she might well spit in your beer".

lawyerlee
09-19-2005, 01:38 AM
That's hilarious. Who knew pirates were so popular?! :D

sublime311
09-19-2005, 05:46 AM
lol Yeah, it cracked me up, too!

IrisHope
09-19-2005, 05:52 AM
Thanks Me Hearty!

Lauren23
09-19-2005, 06:54 AM
Haha, I wish I could really talk like this all day! It would certainly make my job, which involves nothing but answering phones, pretty interesting!

Melne11
09-20-2005, 11:40 AM
My husband loves it!!! This has been a huge joke at work for him. (He is a mechanic) One guy came into work with a pry bar for a sword, an eye patch, and a bandana on his head. He put duck tape over his name patch and wrote, "Captain Morgan" They were all rolling with laughter!

hockeybrat
09-20-2005, 11:49 AM
My husband loves it!!! This has been a huge joke at work for him. (He is a mechanic) One guy came into work with a pry bar for a sword, an eye patch, and a bandana on his head. He put duck tape over his name patch and wrote, "Captain Morgan" They were all rolling with laughter!


Damn, I missed it! I'll have to remember next year!

Melne11
09-20-2005, 11:51 AM
We went out after work too, he was at the bar with a "Captain Morgan" name tag... it was hilarious!

BethElena
09-20-2005, 11:53 AM
Yeah, my younger brother saw these headlines on cnet.com and couldn't figure out why they were so odd until I sent him the info on TLAP:

Aye, a full review: Game Boy Micro
Full review: Motorola RokArrr! E1
Quick guide to diesel fuel, matey
Forget kids: cool tech for ye parents
Amazing MP3 player price drops ahoy
Top 10 worst products, me hearties
Avast, PCs meant to entertain you

Brandles
09-21-2005, 04:51 AM
I LOVE it! Even the HS kids where I was subbing were talking like pirates! ;)

Last year, there was a radio station that really got in on it and LOVED to say their call letters: "W-ARRRRR-Q-K!" :D

Regina Phalange
09-21-2005, 08:02 AM
When I was in college, my now FI threw a party at his apartment in honor of "National Talk like a Pyrate Day". We always had themed parties..theatre kids..go figure! It was one of the best parties..everyone's costumes were grrrreat!

Lolly
09-21-2005, 10:55 AM
OMG! I had no Idea about this HOLIDAY. I must mark it on my calendar for next year. Arrr!

Brandles
09-21-2005, 04:44 PM
The theme of our family reunion in 2004 was Pirates! It was great! There was a map for the kids that lead them to "treasure"--rings and beads and swords and eye-patches!

Sometimes I kinda wish I worked with "adults" where I could be a little sillier than with kids. I was in a HS library, subbing for the librarian. I had to put on my "hard-@$$" face and basically not crack a smile. Those kids SMELL weakness. ;)

FallingforPhil
09-21-2005, 04:53 PM
One of my coworkers definitely let his kids say the pledge in pirate voices. Of course, this is the same coworker who decorated the band locker room with pirate flags and sat a pirate teddy bear on his music stand, so it would seem that he is very into the holiday.

Brandy
09-21-2005, 06:48 PM
Apparently Jenny McCarthy got into it too ;) (http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2005/09/dirty_fug.html)

dollface
09-21-2005, 06:52 PM
Yeah, I think I'll stick to 4/20 when I can talk like a pirate, gremlin, cat or whatever else I want :)

Katy
09-19-2006, 12:17 AM
Ahoy, check out our blog (http://www.chatterblogging.com/2006/09/19/pirates-ahoy-matey/) Aye.

kindermom
09-19-2006, 06:58 AM
Happy "Talk Like a Pirate Day" !

Or should I say...
happy talk like a seafarin' hearty day ya scallywag whut deserves the black spot!

jnettie
09-19-2006, 08:27 AM
Arrr! I was just comin' t' post this! Here be an english t' pirate translator, if you need it.

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/translator.html

rene'
09-19-2006, 09:18 AM
That's funny, last night on Wife Swap, one of the families was a pirate family.

ruledbymercury
09-19-2006, 09:25 AM
LJ is all changed around in honor of Talk Like A Pirate Day! The little face icons next to journal usernames have a little eyepatch and the journals are called captain's logs. And "Friends" are "Mateys" and if you join a LJ group, you become part of their crew. Heh. Fun fun. :D

villanelle75
09-19-2006, 09:30 AM
I don't know how well this will translate into writing since it relies on the pirate voice and accent, but I now present you with my favorite pirate joke:

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices immediately that the pirate has a steering wheel hanging from the front of his belt. He says to the pirate, “Do you know you have a steering wheel attached to the front of your pants?’ And the pirate replies in his pirate-y voice, “Arr. It’s driving me nuts.”

jnettie
09-19-2006, 09:30 AM
That's funny, last night on Wife Swap, one of the families was a pirate family.

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

dionysia
09-19-2006, 09:35 AM
Pirate eye examination test:

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R R
R R R R R
R R R R R R



An able-bodied seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they they take turns recounting their adventures at sea.

Noting the pirate's peg-leg, hook, and eye patch, the seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies, "We was caught in a monster storm off the cape, and a giant wave swept me overboard. Just as they were pullin' me out, a school of sharks appeared and one of 'em bit me leg off."

"Blimey!" said the seaman. "What about the hook?"

"Ahhhh...", mused the pirate, "We were boardin' a trader ship, pistols blastin' and swords swingin' this way and that. In the fracas me hand got chopped off."

"Zounds!" remarked the seaman. "And how came ye by the eye patch?"

"A seagull droppin' fell into me eye," answered the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well..." said the pirate, "...it was me first day with the hook..."


More at http://www.ratemypiratejoke.com/

Di

jnettie
09-19-2006, 09:38 AM
Lol!!!!! I have new jokes!

amorey
09-19-2006, 10:09 AM
A pirate walks into a bar with a big steering wheel from a ship on his belt buckle.

The bartender asks the pirate, “What’s with that wheel?”

The pirate responds, “Arr, It’s driving me nuts!”

Katy
09-19-2006, 10:49 AM
Aw man! I took the time to post a sticky on this late last night and STILL a thread gets started bumped

Check out the blog (http://www.chatterblogging.com/2006/09/19/pirates-ahoy-matey/) - Jesvet wrote a really cute post about it and there are links to the YouTube videos.

Off to merge...

maplekitty
09-19-2006, 11:03 AM
this is my cat Captain...we brought him home from the spca last year on International Talk Like a Pirate Day, and named him accordingly - so today is his birthday :D

"YYaaaarrrrr !!"

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid215/pe3dbaac4544e85f6772afaec831220c2/ece70d8a.jpg

mrsface
09-19-2006, 11:24 AM
Avast! Here's a funny little pirate name generator. Today I am know as Hobblin' Juliana Smythe, and my DH is Cap'n Brody Golddigger.

What's your pirate name? (http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php)

Eric's Wife
09-19-2006, 02:04 PM
Whenever we go on Pirates of the Carribbean, we always tell these lame pirate jokes....Let's see who can come up with some more:

What's a pirate's favorite movie?
ARRRR-maggedon

What's a pirate's favorite vegetable?
ARRRR-tichoke

What's a pirate's favorite singer?
ARRRRR Kelly

sunmoonstars75
09-19-2006, 09:27 PM
Does anyone remember the SNL episode with Peter Sarsgaard (Sarrrrrrrrs- gaaarrrrrrrrd)? I can't get a direct link, but look for the Pirate Convention here (http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/videos/).

Fenway
09-19-2007, 05:11 AM
BUMP!!

It's that time of year again!

Goddess Tiff
09-19-2007, 05:49 AM
YARRRRRRRRR!!!

Happy TLAP day!! :D

Jenyfer9
09-19-2007, 05:58 AM
I'm so excited, I thought I'd missed it! Shiver me timbers!

sublime311
09-19-2007, 06:07 AM
Aye, here arrrr, some jokes for ye scurvy sea dogs!


#1 A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

#2 Q: What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
A: Arrr, me heartie!

#3 Q: What does a bleached blonde and a pirate have in common?
A: A little black patch.

kari
09-19-2007, 06:13 AM
I was just coming here to post this. Dang pacific standard time.

hee hee

dionysia
09-19-2007, 07:16 AM
The Wee Scallywag sends his Heartiest Greetings!

(see avatar!)

Di

Goddess Tiff
09-19-2007, 08:20 AM
Haha Di! Awesome!

My friend and I are obsessed with pirates, lol. We spent a work Christmas party a few years ago making up pirate jokes and laughing like hyenas. STUPID jokes, too, all with the point of saying "ARRR!" Like, what's a pirate's favorite state? "ARRRR!kansas" All equally lame. :D

Here's a real one, though.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender looks at him strangely, and says, "excuse me, sir, but why do you have a steering wheel on your pants?"

The pirate replied, "ARRR, it's drivin' me nuts!"

:D:D

msnicolea
09-19-2007, 12:00 PM
Top 10 pickup lines for TLAP day:

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin', I'm 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is ...

1. Prepare to be boarded.