Cutesy Gravestone Sayings?

[pixielou]

I want to make a couple gravestones for my front yard. With cutesy sayings on them. But I'm coming up blank for ideas.

All I can think of is "Here lies Minnie Mouse. Mickey caught her at Goofy's house." And I'm not ready to explain that one to my DD. . .

[Fenway]

Here (http://www.budget101.com/HalloweenPDF/ht38.htm) is a site with some sayings.

LMAO:
V. Agra

He wont get up anymore


That wouldn't be appropriate for you, but it's really funny!!

[kam]

We actually had a book on this (we're a morbid family). My favorite was "I told you I was sick."

[Phen]

There's one at Boot Hill Cemetery (near Tombstone, arizona, where they had the Gunfight at the OK Corral) that reads:

Here Lies Lester Moore
2 slugs from a .44
No Les
No More


~ phen

[lindybug]

Here is a list of tombstone sayings from the Haunted Mansion at Walt Disney World:

RIP GOOD FRIEND GORDON now you've crossed the river jordan

RIP in memorium uncle myall HERE YOU'LL REST FOR QUITE A WHILE

REST IN PEACE COUSIN HUET we all know you didn't do it

HERE RESTS WATHEL R. BENDER he rode to glory on a fender

HERE LIES GOOD OLD FRED a great big rock fell on his head

AT PEACEFUL REST LIES BROTHER CLAUDE planted here beneath this sod

RIP MR. SEWELL the victim of a dirty duel

IN MEMORY OF OUR PATRIARCH dear departed grandpa marc

REQUIESCAT FRANCIS XAVIER no time off for good behavior RIP

DEAR DEPARTED BROTHER DAVE he chased a bear into a cave

MASTER GRACEY LAID TO REST no mourning please at his request

HERE LIES A MAN NAMED MARTIN the lights went out on this old spartan

[jellybeany]

Sonny Cydeup
Buried face down

N. Agra
It must have been the fall

Flint Stone
Done in by rubble

Gone underground for good

Here lies good old Bill, He always lied and always will, he once lied out loud and now he lies still

Here lies Paul Carter, Father of 29, There would have been more, But he didn't have time.

Ima Goner

Here lies Will B. Under

Here lies Barry D. Alive

Here lies I. M. Dead

Here lies mean ol' Mr. Jones; now he's just a bag of bones

[KrissyCat7]

"My favorite was "I told you I was sick." Mine too. LOL!:)