PDA

View Full Version : OMG!!! I cannot believe she just did that!


MrsBeckyLP
07-19-2007, 12:28 PM
Do you ever see something you consider to be totally wacky/weird/gross or just plain unthinkable? Well this is the place for you!

I come across so many things in everyday life that I cannot believe I just witnessed, and I always want to tell someone. But most of the time there's not much to tell and it's a stupid story, and most of the time the people to whom I'm telling the story just don't care (namely my husband). Sometimes they're major things; sometimes they're rather insignificant. But for some reason, I always feel the need to share what I saw with others!

For example: I was at Qdoba (great Mexican fast food) a few weeks ago, and there was a young woman about my age singing very loudly to the music playing in the background. She was a tall blonde -- very pretty -- and was dressed very nicely. She stopped singing when her phone rang, and she proceeded to stand up and talk on it very loudly in the middle of the dining room. When she finally sat back down to eat, she looked like a guy eating pizza during a football game. She shoveled her food into her mouth and spread her legs very far apart -- it was quite entertaining to watch. Most of the other people in the place were looking at her, so at least I'm not the only one who thought it was weird!

May27JnJ
07-19-2007, 12:52 PM
I watched a mom wipe her kids mouth with her finger to get the chocolate off his upper lip. While she did that she got some really fresh snot. So what else would you do with a finger with chocolate on it? Put it in your mouth and lick it off. It's just chocolate right? Blah!!! :cool:

maplekitty
07-19-2007, 01:01 PM
This was a while ago, but it will always stick in my head. I was sitting on my front porch and I'm watching this man walk down the street ont he other side of the road. He's kind of an older gentleman, and I dont think he saw me.
All of a sudeen he presses his finger against one nostril and then blows out thru the other, and blows snot out of his nose right there on the sidewalk! I almost vomitted! It was the grossest thing I'd ever seen!!!!

May27JnJ
07-19-2007, 01:04 PM
This was a while ago, but it will always stick in my head. I was sitting on my front porch and I'm watching this man walk down the street ont he other side of the road. He's kind of an older gentleman, and I dont think he saw me.
All of a sudeen he presses his finger against one nostril and then blows out thru the other, and blows snot out of his nose right there on the sidewalk! I almost vomitted! It was the grossest thing I'd ever seen!!!!

Mmmm! Good ol' Snot Rocket!

myshel
07-19-2007, 01:37 PM
This was a while ago, but it will always stick in my head. I was sitting on my front porch and I'm watching this man walk down the street ont he other side of the road. He's kind of an older gentleman, and I dont think he saw me.
All of a sudeen he presses his finger against one nostril and then blows out thru the other, and blows snot out of his nose right there on the sidewalk! I almost vomitted! It was the grossest thing I'd ever seen!!!!

In my parts, we call that the Farmer's Blow. I'm not so sure I'd do it on a suburban sidewalk, but I will admit that on hikes and canoeing, I have.

MLA
07-19-2007, 01:43 PM
In my parts, we call that the Farmer's Blow. I'm not so sure I'd do it on a suburban sidewalk, but I will admit that on hikes and canoeing, I have.

I can't believe I'm asking this . . . but don't you end up w/snot all over your upper lip doing that? :eek:

MrsBeckyLP
07-19-2007, 01:48 PM
In my parts, we call that the Farmer's Blow.

So do we. I remember my brother and his friends doing this when we would play outside as kids.

cocopop
07-19-2007, 02:10 PM
Do you ever see something you consider to be totally wacky/weird/gross or just plain unthinkable? Well this is the place for you!

I come across so many things in everyday life that I cannot believe I just witnessed, and I always want to tell someone. But most of the time there's not much to tell and it's a stupid story, and most of the time the people to whom I'm telling the story just don't care (namely my husband). Sometimes they're major things; sometimes they're rather insignificant. But for some reason, I always feel the need to share what I saw with others!

For example: I was at Qdoba (great Mexican fast food) a few weeks ago, and there was a young woman about my age singing very loudly to the music playing in the background. She was a tall blonde -- very pretty -- and was dressed very nicely. She stopped singing when her phone rang, and she proceeded to stand up and talk on it very loudly in the middle of the dining room. When she finally sat back down to eat, she looked like a guy eating pizza during a football game. She shoveled her food into her mouth and spread her legs very far apart -- it was quite entertaining to watch. Most of the other people in the place were looking at her, so at least I'm not the only one who thought it was weird!

Maybe it was a guy. LOL

shimmerstar
07-19-2007, 02:38 PM
This was a while ago, but it will always stick in my head. I was sitting on my front porch and I'm watching this man walk down the street ont he other side of the road. He's kind of an older gentleman, and I dont think he saw me.
All of a sudeen he presses his finger against one nostril and then blows out thru the other, and blows snot out of his nose right there on the sidewalk! I almost vomitted! It was the grossest thing I'd ever seen!!!!

I saw a guy do that once when I was a kid. It was right outside the public library. I thought my mom was going to lose it. She still remembers it too.

Jessie
07-19-2007, 03:26 PM
This was a while ago, but it will always stick in my head. I was sitting on my front porch and I'm watching this man walk down the street ont he other side of the road. He's kind of an older gentleman, and I dont think he saw me.
All of a sudeen he presses his finger against one nostril and then blows out thru the other, and blows snot out of his nose right there on the sidewalk! I almost vomitted! It was the grossest thing I'd ever seen!!!!


OMG! A couple days ago my kids and I were walking out of DH's restaurant and this old guy stops a couple feet in front of us right and blew snot rockets in each direction. It was one of the sickest things I'd ever seen and my older DD and I started gagging it was so gross. I don't know if he knew we were right behind him.

mrs_pell
07-19-2007, 04:53 PM
I have 2 that have happened in just the last week.

1)I was in the McD's drive through and I sat there and watched a girl behind the counter making multiple hot fudge sundaes. I watched her get hot fudge on her finger and proceed to lick it off and continue making more of the sundaes!! BLECH! I know I should have said something to a manager, but it was pouring down rain and I was exhausted and I just wanted to get home! And, then by the time I got home, I forgot to call and tell a manager! Oops!

2)I work in a hospital. We currently have a patient with a whacked out family member. She appears very well off and when you first talk to her/see her, she appears very professional. Several things have made a few of us think she has serious mental problems, but this one takes the cake. A co-worker of mine was in her room and the family member decided she was going to take a shower. While she was talking to the patient's roommate, she started stripping down...COMPLETELY NAKED...underwear and all! Then she just kept talking to the stunned patient (who happens to be my patient and is one of the rudest people on the planet...I can NOT believe that she didn't say anything!). My co-worker is a very blunt person who usually holds nothing back, but on this one, she was completely speechless as a 40/50-some year old woman was standing there butt-ass naked talking to them! :eek:

Standrea
07-19-2007, 06:44 PM
My co-worker is a very blunt person who usually holds nothing back, but on this one, she was completely speechless as a 40/50-some year old woman was standing there butt-ass naked talking to them!

OMG...I would have burst out laughing. I cannot keep my composure in situations like that!!

Ok, not a big deal, and not funny like the others, but heres my story.

While in lamaze last year, there was a woman who was on the larger side of the woman in the room. She was on her 4th child, but was taking lamaze again (for the 4th time) because this was her DH's first child (yes, she overshared EVERYTHING with the group). She would ask rediculous questions, like, whether or not her family was able to bring her in a pepperoni pizza right after she delivered (earning her the name, "pepperoni pizza" by my dh and others taht we have become close with in the class). Well, since this was her 4th time in lamaze (all with the SAME instructor), she knew the class verbadum. She would actually finish the lamaze insturctors sentences! So, the instructor (a 60 yo woman, who has done this for over 30 years), was on the floor demonstrating pushing techniques, and Pepperoni Pizza actually told her she was doing it wrong!!!

sixlets
07-19-2007, 06:51 PM
I have seen so many strange things while driving in Baltimore. This one takes the cake--at a stop light, which takes forever, a woman beside me car was trimming his nose hair!! Please do that at home before heading to the office!

Heidi9771
07-20-2007, 06:04 AM
When I was in college I hostessed at a fairly trendy restaurant in Boston's theatre district. This was a fine dining establishment, and most patrons behaved themselves accordingly :) But I never will forget this one girl; during the summer...We had gorgeous oriental rugs throughout the restaurant, in particular one large, very expensive one near the hostess station. It was a sweltering night, and she walked right in, stopped right in the middle of the rug, slid off her sandals, and preceded to wipe her sweaty feet, one after the other, on the rug.

We(the hostesses) all just stared in disbelief!

nicole
07-20-2007, 06:09 AM
The other day one of my (male) coworkers blew his nose into his hands and wiped it on his pants. I didn't witness it myself, but I still feel a little queasy thinking about it.

IrishEyes
07-20-2007, 06:19 AM
I have seen so many strange things while driving in Baltimore.

Ditto.

Many times, I saw people in cars ahead of me, while we were stopped at red lights, open their car doors and dump trash onto the street.

While taking the light rail, I saw a few men bring on boxes of fried chicken. While they were eating, they would drop the bones of the pieces they finished on to the floor of the rail car.

petdoc08
07-20-2007, 06:36 AM
My husband and his coworkers go to a local pizza buffet frequently for lunch meetings. It is an all you can eat but no takeouts kind of place. His officemate ALWAYS brings a lunch bag and packs it full to take home for dinner. Sometimes he has even whipped it out when the server is right there. Everyone is too embarrassed for him to say anything about it.

KGif
07-20-2007, 07:59 AM
Upon returning to work from lunch day before yesterday I come upon a well dressed young woman sitting outside on the bench in front of our office building. She is talking on her cell phone and as she's talking, she props her left foot up on her right knee, slides off her sling back shoe and proceeds to start PICKING HER TOES! I'm talking full on manipulating each toe, bending down repeatedly to get a closer look picking her toes!
It was prime time for lunch so tons of people were walking by her. I even, accidentally, made direct eye contact with her as I was walking by and she just looked right at me and kept on picking.
When did that become appropriate? ick!

Jenyfer9
07-20-2007, 09:28 AM
A number of years ago, I was on vacation with my parents and we went to this fairly nice restaurant. There was a family there with probably 4 or 5 kids (it was hard to count because they were never in their seats, but that's a whole other story!). The mom was at the table with her baby in a highchair, and I about DIED when I saw the mom take a bite of food off her plate (the mom's plate), put it in her (the mom's) mouth, chew it up, PUT IT BACK ON THE SPOON AND FEED IT TO HER BABY. What are we, BIRDS? Come on, lady. .

jessesgirl
07-20-2007, 09:56 AM
Hmmm, we must not get out a whole lot or we try to ignore most people around us because the only thing I could come up with was DH and I went to a late showing of a movie at our local theater. We sat way up in the back against the wall (which I don't like doing) even though there weren't mainly people for the movie that late at night. We watched as this family came in and sat towards the middle of the seats, proceeded to take their shoes off and put their sweaty, bare feet up on the seats in front of them! Then the dad proceeded to pick his ugly, yellow toe nails.

I almost gagged right then and there. Now I understand why DH insists on sitting in the very last row. Eww!

sparkle&shine
07-20-2007, 11:45 AM
So the other night I was driving home from work. Where I live it is only a two lane road with no passing for most of the drive so you are at the mercy of whoever is in front of you. There is one place that you can pass but it is really short and the speed limit is only 35 anyway. The traffic was worse than usual since they have been trying to keep speed down by having cops sit out to monitor the traffic. I come to the intersection where you can pass and all of the sudden this huge truck with a really long trailer goes flying past me. He is trying to fly up the right side of the road to get to the front of the line. He was a real jerk and because he took up so much room with his trailer we had to all slam on our brakes to let him in. I was so irritated and it of course freaked me out because he almost caused this huge pile up. Just as soon as I thought to myself 'where's the cops when you need them' a police car with lights going drives on the shoulder and pulled him over!!! Yeah! It was so funny because you could see people all looking over and smiling and the first guy he cut off waved to him as he was being pulled over. :)


The real I can't believe moment happened during a staff meeting this week. We teleconference with another group so we were all listening to the round robin from the other location. I look over and see my boss picking at his fingernail. He then digs into his pocket and take out his Swiss army knife. He proceeds to use the little scissors to clip at his nail and then he uses some sort of file thingy to dig into it then he files it. He did this at least 3 separate times. It was so gross. We were all wondering what he did with the clippings. YUCK.

Kimberland30
07-20-2007, 12:08 PM
Where I worked years ago, several clients would give us goodies as Christmas presents. One particular company always gave us mixed nuts, chocolate covered pretzels, etc. We'd put them in the lobby area with a spoon in them so that people could help themselves, without putting grubby fingers in the cans.

One guy in our office had his fingers in his ears (digging for gold maybe) and proceeded to take said hand and put them in the can of mixed nuts. The receptionist saw him do this, and after he left the area, she threw away the can and told everyone about it. It was so gross. After that, I never helped myself to anything sitting out because the thought of his ear wax on candy just made me want to puke.

Medako
07-20-2007, 12:31 PM
One year I went to a 4th of July party/cookout and one of the guests made herself a plate of food. After she dipped herself some potato salad, she licked the spoon clean and put it back in the bowl. Everyone saw her do it and we all just kinda looked at each other and avoided the dish for the rest of the day. No one has touched anything she's brought to a get-together since.

LRL
07-20-2007, 01:04 PM
Maybe it was a guy. LOL

That was my first thought!

melmo
07-20-2007, 02:01 PM
I was interviewing a potential employee when he reached in his pocket, pulled out his keys. He then proceeded to select a key and started to dig in his ear. He would take the key out, wipe it on his pants leg and dig again. This was while he was looking me in the eye answering my questions. It was a temporary position, so maybe he thought all etiquette or manners or common sense wouldn't come into play?

1_mommy
07-20-2007, 02:58 PM
One year I went to a 4th of July party/cookout and one of the guests made herself a plate of food. After she dipped herself some potato salad, she licked the spoon clean and put it back in the bowl. Everyone saw her do it and we all just kinda looked at each other and avoided the dish for the rest of the day. No one has touched anything she's brought to a get-together since.
__________________

OMG! That is just GROSS!!!!!!!!!

Standrea
07-20-2007, 03:41 PM
Ohh!! I thought of another.

We were at a Thanksgiving playdate with our breastfeeding support group at one of the mom's houses. The hostess also had her sisters and they're children there, as well as some outside friends that many of us don't know.

The hostess was planning a 10 year wedding vow renewal for herself and her dh, and asked people if they knew of any of the resteraunts. One mom, who is very outspoken, and not anyone's favorite, responded "Oh, I KNOW that resteraunt. It's my favorite. I"m creaming my panties right now just thinking of it!!". This was all around woman with children under 1, who were pretty much complete strangers!!

diam124
07-20-2007, 05:41 PM
Oh I have a good one - several years ago I worked for a law firm. Two of the departments were on a separate floor from the rest of the firm. We were all women (well except for 1 guy) and we had a fairly large lunchroom to eat in with a tv. So it was a small group (maybe 10 people) who shared this lunchroom.

One day I was eating my lunch in the lunchroom and this woman who was not a lawyer, but an upper level administrative person came into the room. She was upset because apparently some people had been throwing their garbage into the recycling bin by mistake. Since the recylcing bin didn't get emptied every day, a lot of garbage had accumulated.

Well, she proceeded to lift the recycling bin and DUMP THE GARBAGE all over the 3 other tables. That was her way of teaching us a lesson I guess.

I was so disgusted that I picked up my lunch and walked out. I complained to my boss but nothing really happened. I NEVER ate lunch in there again.

KiKi'sMommy
07-20-2007, 11:33 PM
I used to work in the Radiation Oncology department of a local hospital. Occasionally, while on the table, a tech would ask the physician to reposition the patient to insure proper treatment. Well, apparently one of the physicians repositioned a patient with rectal cancer (which included touching the butt cheeks!) without gloves and then proceeded to walk into the break room and grab a handful of animal cookies out of a communal jar!! It became a sick joke and someone put a biohazard symbol on it. The funny thing was that he continued eating them for days after that, not seeming to notice that no one else would touch the jar with a ten foot pole!

sublime311
07-21-2007, 08:56 AM
On Thursday, at our first staff meeting of the year, a new teacher picked her nose with her pinky finger and ate whatever she found! She did it several times during the one hour meeting.

HeatherFL
07-23-2007, 07:38 AM
Banana clips and pajama pants in public.

~H.

kari
07-23-2007, 08:25 AM
I was interviewing a potential employee when he reached in his pocket, pulled out his keys. He then proceeded to select a key and started to dig in his ear. He would take the key out, wipe it on his pants leg and dig again. This was while he was looking me in the eye answering my questions. It was a temporary position, so maybe he thought all etiquette or manners or common sense wouldn't come into play?

My boss does this exactly as you described.

chefker
07-23-2007, 12:43 PM
Well, I've got a good one for this thread now. And I'm not happy about this in the least. :mad:

I started reading Harry Potter & the Deathy Hallows at lunchtime today. Got up to Chapter 6. Was looking forward to reading the rest, probably finishing up tonight or tomorrow, given my usual reading speed.

Just now, a busy-body co-worker came by and said "Oh! You have the new book, where did you get it?" Told her it was from Barnes & Noble, and she says "oh...you paid top dollar for that!" Then I say "it was only $20. I just started reading today, I'm only up to chapter 6."

So then...busy-body grabs the book, turns to the last page, and ****ING TELLS ME HOW IT ENDS. I have not been this pissed off since my cousin blurted out the 'surprise' in The Crying Game. :mad::mad::mad:

kugrrly
07-23-2007, 12:45 PM
Why would the co-worker do that? What an awful thing for a person to do!!!!!

I would be so ticked off if the ending was ruined for me.

chefker
07-23-2007, 12:49 PM
Why would the co-worker do that? What an awful thing for a person to do!!!!!

I would be so ticked off if the ending was ruined for me.


She is just one of those people who babbles incessantly, often to herself. Maybe it's a nervous thing, I dunno. I really don't think she did this maliciously or anything like that - still, WTF??? :confused:

LittleFredPunkinHead
07-23-2007, 12:49 PM
So then...busy-body grabs the book, turns to the last page, and ****ING TELLS ME HOW IT ENDS. I have not been this pissed off since my cousin blurted out the 'surprise' in The Crying Game. :mad::mad::mad:
That's awful! That's not just thoughtless- it's outright mean! :eek:

keiranzma
07-23-2007, 01:49 PM
I work out at 4:30 am. Apparently, so do the world's most ill-mannered people. :rolleyes:
I was at the gym one morning a few years back, and I walked into the locker room to pee and grab a towel. I all of a sudden here the most DIGUSTING noises ever to escape a human orofice. Clearly, someone was having issues. OK, fine, it happenns. So I walk to the sink past the stalls to wash my hands, and the most DIGUSTING, old lady is sitting on the pot, butt ass naked, WITH the stall door open? :eek: And had the nerve to say HI to me! The image that was burned into my retinas after that encounter left me terrified to go into the woman's locker room for MONTHS! I mean, DAMN, lady, this ain't your house, shut the damn door! :mad:

Another time, I was finishing up a workout and getting ready for work in the lockerroom. It was a particularly crowded morning. This woman was having a convo with someone and completely engrossed in it. She too, was butt azz naked, but that isn't even the worst part: she proceeds -all the while talking- to hike her leg up on the bench, yank out her bloody tampon, and SIT IT ON THE SAME BENCH WHERE WE SIT TO GET DRESSED!!!! :eek: I think everyone in there just FROZE, we were so disgusted. Nasty heifer.

Sazoo
07-23-2007, 02:41 PM
So then...busy-body grabs the book, turns to the last page, and ****ING TELLS ME HOW IT ENDS. I have not been this pissed off since my cousin blurted out the 'surprise' in The Crying Game. :mad::mad::mad:OMG that totally sucks - I'd be mad, too! :mad:

This reminds me of the time when I was talking to a co-worker about how we were going to see the movie The Sixth Sense that night after work and another co-worker walked by, heard the name of the movie we were talking about, & blurted out "Oh, isn't that crazy how Bruce Willis' character is dead the whole time and you don't realize until the end that that's why the kid [who sees dead people] talks to him?" :eek: She felt really bad when we told her we hadn't yet seen the movie - she thought we'd already been, I guess. :rolleyes:

JamBray
07-23-2007, 02:41 PM
The other day one of my (male) coworkers blew his nose into his hands and wiped it on his pants. I didn't witness it myself, but I still feel a little queasy thinking about it.
I work out at 4:30 am. Apparently, so do the world's most ill-mannered people. :rolleyes:
I was at the gym one morning a few years back, and I walked into the locker room to pee and grab a towel. I all of a sudden here the most DIGUSTING noises ever to escape a human orofice. Clearly, someone was having issues. OK, fine, it happenns. So I walk to the sink past the stalls to wash my hands, and the most DIGUSTING, old lady is sitting on the pot, butt ass naked, WITH the stall door open? :eek: And had the nerve to say HI to me! The image that was burned into my retinas after that encounter left me terrified to go into the woman's locker room for MONTHS! I mean, DAMN, lady, this ain't your house, shut the damn door! :mad:

Another time, I was finishing up a workout and getting ready for work in the lockerroom. It was a particularly crowded morning. This woman was having a convo with someone and completely engrossed in it. She too, was butt azz naked, but that isn't even the worst part: she proceeds -all the while talking- to hike her leg up on the bench, yank out her bloody tampon, and SIT IT ON THE SAME BENCH WHERE WE SIT TO GET DRESSED!!!! :eek: I think everyone in there just FROZE, we were so disgusted. Nasty heifer.
http://planetsmilies.net/vomit-smiley-7502.gif (http://planetsmilies.net) These are both sooo nasty! WTF is wrong with people?!

ellejay
07-23-2007, 03:37 PM
I thought that I didnt have a story to share in here, but then I remembered one.

My x boyfriend and I had gone to a movie theatre that serves food while you watch your movie. We ordered some friend mushrooms. A few minutes later my X got up to go to the bathroom and then shortly after that the waitress brought the fried mushrooms. My X comes back and asked me if I had eaten any to which I replied no. He then proceeded to tell me that when he walked out of the theatre he caught the waitress eating our Mushrooms with her barehands. Then we called her over and confronted her about it and she begged us not to tell the manager and said that she would bring some more out to us and that she would pay for them. We waited atleast 30 minutes and she still hadnt brought them and begged us again not to tell the manager, but we did. I could not imagine being a waitress and eating someone elses food. That's just gross and weird. Oh-and later I heard her complaining that some stupid customers almost got her fired for eating their fried mushrooms. What a brat!!

young lioness
07-23-2007, 09:05 PM
This isn't a gross story, but it shocked me as an "I can't believe she did that/don't people know better" kind of thing.

We were at BB&B tonight, waiting in line to pay for our stuff. The woman in front of us had her son, who looked to be about 2 years old with her, and he was STANDING UP in the shopping cart! And it's not like she looked away and he stood up while she didn't see him...they were talking back and forth the whole time, with the exception being the period of time where she had to turn to the side to pay the cashier. Ummm....I'm no parent, and even I know how easily a kid can lose their balance and fall/knock out teeth/insert other injury here while standing up in a shopping cart. Seeing something like that makes me wonder where people's brains are sometimes.

MrsBeckyLP
07-23-2007, 09:19 PM
DH and I were driving down one of the main roads in our town tonight, and there was a woman standing near the curb with two children (her back was toward the road). She reached behind herself and itched her butt CRACK as we were driving by. Nasty! She totally should have looked for cars -- or at least turned her back away from the road -- before she did that!

kari
07-24-2007, 07:54 AM
My ex co-worker came back from the bathroom and informed us that she had started her period and it stained her pants. And as if we needed the proof, she turned her back to us, bent over at the waist, grabbed her butt cheeks and spread them so we could see the stain for ourselves.

jess&dan
07-24-2007, 08:56 AM
I work for a huge consulting firm that has 5 buildings in a row. When I started here 5 years ago, my group was in the largest building. This building was the one that held the gym and locker room. Our company has many fitness programs and the one is "Boot Camp" where employees arrive nice and early in the morning for a fitness program with a trainer. It ends at 8:00 and then they proceed to the locker room to get showers, etc. Well, one morning I walk into our bathroom in the 7th floor, and there is this 50 some year old woman staning there in her underwear spunge bathing in the sink! Her stuff is spread all over the counter, flat iron plugged in, hair dryer plugged in, you name it. Her hair was soaked (obviously just washed in the sink) and she's soaping herself up! I was so taken aback I just went ahead and quickly did my business and rushed out of there. I figured it was a fluke, but she was there again the next morning! A coworker who was also in this boot camp told me that this woman apparently doesn't like to wait for a shower, so she chooses a bathroom in the building to "wash up". She's been on every floor but her own (the 6th) so her own coworkers wouldn't see her. A few months later, my group moved to the farthest building and we've been over here for 3 years. Just a month ago I was chatting with a coworker who takes part in the boot camp and brought up that lovely woman. To my horror he informed me that she continues to do this and just about everyone in the company is aware of it! Geez...just wait for the shower!

And thankfully I didn't see who did this, and I don't want to know! We have some gross women on our floor who do everything from leave their used toilet cover on the toilets seats to peeing all over it. A few weeks ago, a coworker and myself were walking into the bathroom at the same time. I went into the first stall and she went into the second. Next thing I know I hear her saying, "Jess...someone pooped on the floor!" I lean over and sure enough there was a dollup of poop on the floor! And not only was it on the floor, but it was towards the back left side of the toilet...not in front of it! How in the world does someone poop towards the back side of a toilet?? We were sooo grossed out. And when I got back to my desk I called facilities and had to tell them "someone missed the toilet". Gross!

cr8zyforaf
07-24-2007, 09:20 AM
Next thing I know I hear her saying, "Jess...someone pooped on the floor!" I lean over and sure enough there was a dollup of poop on the floor! And not only was it on the floor, but it was towards the back left side of the toilet...not in front of it! How in the world does someone poop towards the back side of a toilet?? We were sooo grossed out. And when I got back to my desk I called facilities and had to tell them "someone missed the toilet". Gross!

OMG - you must work at my previous company - seriously - the women there were constantly taking dumps on the floor - how do you do that?? My coworker went to the bathroom one day, locked the door, did her business, went to reopen the door and realized not only was there blood all over the handle, but then she looked at her hand and realized that it had gotten on her when she closed the door. She promptly went home and boiled her hand.

Also, one day another coworker went into the bathroom- there was a piece of poop so large in one of the stalls it wouldn't flush down...we tried a few times and finally had to call facilities to get them to come in - they broke it up with a plunger handle and it finally went down.

fastlayne224
07-24-2007, 09:29 AM
A few weeks ago I was in a Walmart in West Virginia when I saw something that literally burned my eyes! In walked a rather large woman wearing a pair of shorty short bib overalls, white high heels, a sheer lace, completely see through, tight white shirt with NO bra on. Luckily, the bib part of the overalls covered the full frontal effect, but this ladies boobs were so large and saggy they spilled out the side. It was scary.

KiKi'sMommy
07-24-2007, 09:56 AM
The other day, my parents were driving down the road and saw a woman in a car with her son. My mom said the little boy looked like he was about 4. The little boy was in the front seat (which is bad enough at that age), completely unbuckled and HANGING half of his body out of the window!!! My parents were horrified and looked at the mother to see if she was freaking out and she was LAUGHING at him! So, they followed her into a grocery store parking lot and called the cops. The lady had gone inside and when the cops arrived they told my parents they could go on, that they would be waiting for her when she came out. What a freaking loser!!!! She should be charged with child neglect.

KristyK
07-24-2007, 10:16 AM
I work in a nursing home. That has its own issues daily, but I never thought I'd see this. We have a "personal" caregiver for one of our residents. She's the most annoying anal, pain in the butt woman you could ever imagine. (quick example: she was upset that there was powder sitting on the table and wanted to make sure that the woman hadn't had powder put anywhere on her, except under her breasts...she wanted it documented :rolleyes: she wants everything documented, even if they don't brush her hair right away ). Anyway, thats just one small example. One day she was bitching to me about something stupid about this resident (and the resident doesn't care), we're in the ladies room, this caregiver goes over to the bathroom to "do her business" while I'm in the room talking to her, and she leaves the bathroom door open! I was standing right there! I was just speechless, and didn't even finish the conversation with her because I was so shocked. Ummm, lady, you're not my best girlfriend, nor my DH, I don't want to watch you pee! This woman is a winner!

MrsBeckyLP
08-10-2007, 11:35 AM
I live in Wisconsin, so this is very unusual.

I was at my friend's bachelorette party; we rented a huge pontoon boat and went out on a local chain of lakes. While stopped at a sand bar, we saw a woman about our age (early- to mid-20s), wearing a G-string bikini! Some of you may say, "So what?" but this just doesn't happen in our neck of the woods. She was thin, but she did have some cottage cheese on her butt. The top barely covered her nipples. Even the guys we were partying with said it was unattractive. There were a lot of young people partying there, but it is also an area where a lot of families stop to swim with their young children.

*****
When I was stuck in traffic yesterday, I saw a guy wearing my sunglasses, which are very girlie. There was also a guy in front of me (whose brake lights didn't work) who kept spitting out his window. It was just shooting out like a water fountain. Gross.

sheartm7
08-10-2007, 12:04 PM
My college roomate during my junior year asked me one day if I had done the vacuuming for the week yet. I said no. She said, "okay, good" and proceeded to take our her nail clipper and clipped her fingernails standing up, and letting the clippings drop to the floor. Apparently, she had no prob with them being there until I vacuumed. Gross.

shopaholic
08-10-2007, 12:14 PM
pajama pants in public.
I am ashamed to admit but I actually did this. I was lounging at home with my pjs on and BF wanted to go to Walgreens really quick. He said that it was fine and just to go with him and no one would even be there (it was really late). So there I was in Walgreens with my lime green capri sleep pants with hot pink pigs on them..LMAO.

phoenics
08-10-2007, 12:18 PM
Well, I've got a good one for this thread now. And I'm not happy about this in the least. :mad:

I started reading Harry Potter & the Deathy Hallows at lunchtime today. Got up to Chapter 6. Was looking forward to reading the rest, probably finishing up tonight or tomorrow, given my usual reading speed.

Just now, a busy-body co-worker came by and said "Oh! You have the new book, where did you get it?" Told her it was from Barnes & Noble, and she says "oh...you paid top dollar for that!" Then I say "it was only $20. I just started reading today, I'm only up to chapter 6."

So then...busy-body grabs the book, turns to the last page, and ****ING TELLS ME HOW IT ENDS. I have not been this pissed off since my cousin blurted out the 'surprise' in The Crying Game. :mad::mad::mad:

Oh HELL NO! I would have popped her in the mouth! Ugh!

I'm SO sorry that happened to you! SO SORRY!