The Life and Times of Britney Spears...It's a Boy!

[cocopops]

K-Fed looks like a penis with warts!! (Seriously I have no clue where that came from) but at least he has on some NORMAL clothes thank gawd.

Okay now we can say it KGif :) she looks great :D But the dress blahhh its awful!

[greenbunny]

Our local radio station made up a song called "Español" to mock Federline's single, it's hysterical. And they remixed a video of Fed to make it seem like that's what's playing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooOIIB0l56M

and for the song, go to

http://www.prestonandsteve.com/audio.php

and then scroll down to "Comedy Bits" and click on the first link.

(Possibly NSFW, so turn down your speakers if you're at the office.)

[Sophia]

That dress is so not pretty. It looks like a 1980s school dance dress.

[cocopops]

That dress is so not pretty. It looks like a 1980s school dance dress.

I was trying to think of what that dress looked like!! Totally I agree! 1980's high school prom even? or winter formal!! Totally! I agree! lol

[southerner]

NSFW: ha! That needs to be a commonly used abbreviation around here.

Is this the first time Kev's hair has been longer than hers? She looks good (minus the dress).

[bensgirl1222]

Eww!

[savannahgrl]

Maybe it's just me, but I don't think she looks good. She looks like she cleaned up some but her hair, dress, and overall style looks awful. It might be time for Brit to invest in a stylist.

[IrishMeg]

I think they both look like crap. I hate, hate, hate his hair!!

[katmg]

Seriously, if you put a white sheet behind them and a little cut-out that says 'Winter Formal '87' that would be perfect. Who lets her out of the house like this??

Does anyone else feel like we're being Punked?

[Sposa06]

Well ... I like the color of the dress ... but that's the only nice thing I can say about that picture!

[LynzeyAHL]

hey federscrub Michael Bolton called he wants his hair back :rolleyes:

[cr8zyforaf]

I finally have something to add:

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=12932

[sportyj]

KFed obviously does drugs....he honeslty looks like a crack head all the time.

[ausi2b]

I heard on the radio this morning that Britney took Sean Preston to get his ears pierced recently. Both ears. Uh Britney - you have a son, not a daughter!!

[MsPeachy]

ausi2b - According the article posted above by cr8zyforaf, it was K-Fed that took him to get his ears pierced.

[rosa727]

How's this for disfunctional and possible child abuse? What I heard on the radio was that it was K-Fed who took the kid to have his ears pierced, but Brittney did not want it done so she had her body guards chase down K-Fed after he snatched the baby away and try to get the baby from him to stop him. Nothing like emotionally scarring a kid at an early age.

[Sophia]

All I can say is :eek: at all the ear-piercing drama. Wow.

[greenbunny]

It looks like Britney Spears is headed to primetime.

The pop princess and new mom will appear as a guest star on NBC's "Will & Grace," Access Hollywood has confirmed.

The Emmy Award-winning comedy, which will end its eight year run in May, is known for landing high-profile guests including Madonna, Demi Moore and Michael Douglas.

A source told Access that it is a "done" deal and Britney will likely tape her cameo episode sometime in February.

A spokesperson for NBC declined comment.

[greenbunny]

Pop tart Britney Spears is convinced she was a sheep dog in her past life.

Despite being brought up as a good ‘Christian girl’ Britters has spent the last couple of years dabbling in various religious beliefs.

She even has her baby son Sean Preston take part in a celebration ceremony at her local Hindu temple in Malibu.

Britney has also attended several reincarnation sessions with Edgar Cayce, a Hindu psychic master that have helped her regress to her past lives which have led her to believes she was a dog in a former life.

A source told the Daily Star: “Britney’s fascinated by the Hindu concept that we are all born as different people or animals depending on how good or bad we were in our previous lives.

“Britney says she actually had flashbacks of being a Shetland sheepdog.

“And she reckons her bossiness is a byproduct of her days pushing sheep around!”

Blame it on the dogs Britney!

Source: BritneySpy.com

[cocoa_femme]

I have absolutely nothing to say :rolleyes:.

[Sposa06]

Oooh-kay!

[October2002Bride]

She thinks she was a Sheltie! (Shetland Sheepdog)

She wishes! she doesnt have half a brain on her Sheltie's are probably the most intelligent dogs out there after a Border Collie.


Puleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzz my poor doggie would be insulted!

[Hangin'in]

Sooooo, she was a dog in her former life..... she married a dog in this life. That sounds about right. ;)




sorry, I just could not resist!

[jimmysgirl424]

Sooooo, she was a dog in her former life..... she married a dog in this life. That sounds about right. ;)




sorry, I just could not resist!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


:D

[Sophia]

Sheepdog, huh? That explains the ratty hair.

[greenbunny]

She dreams of a past life as a sheepdog...so, dog crap all over and frizzy hair? Babe, that's this life.

I was a mealworm in a former life. Luckily, thanks to good karma, I later became a muskrat.

[JamBray]

Dear Goddess, that man needs to be stopped! Taking a 4-month old to have his ears pierced because he thought it would look cool??!!! WTF??? WHY is this man fertile???
Pop tart Britney Spears is convinced she was a sheep dog in her past life.
BWAAHAHA!!! That’s just too awesome.

Oh man…Will and Grace??? I think my love for that show just fell a few notches. :(

[GoCougs]

It looks like Britney Spears is headed to primetime.

The pop princess and new mom will appear as a guest star on NBC's "Will & Grace," Access Hollywood has confirmed.

The Emmy Award-winning comedy, which will end its eight year run in May, is known for landing high-profile guests including Madonna, Demi Moore and Michael Douglas.

A source told Access that it is a "done" deal and Britney will likely tape her cameo episode sometime in February.

A spokesperson for NBC declined comment.

Hmmm. There goes the theory that shows want to end their series on a good note!

[Rosebud]

Seen this? I thought it was funny.

http://i1.tinypic.com/mwuwoy.png

[miaclear]

I think that piercing a baby boys ear is grounds for divorce. I would have had a S**T Fit! I don't even like it when baby girls have their ears pierced.

[Heidi9771]

Rosebud03, that is hilarious! I hate to say it, but it DOES look just her now...

[solongtogo]

“Britney says she actually had flashbacks of being a Shetland sheepdog.



What a huge insult to shelties everywhere!

[sdianems]

Britney has also attended several reincarnation sessions with Edgar Cayce, a Hindu psychic master
OK....so many things wrong with this.....a HINDU psychic master with a name like EDGAR? And isn't Edgar Cayce dead?! Or maybe he reincarnated himself....

I'm confused; early in the day; need coffee to understand Brit Brit....

[Lizard]

OK....so many things wrong with this.....a HINDU psychic master with a name like EDGAR? And isn't Edgar Cayce dead?! Or maybe he reincarnated himself....

I'm confused; early in the day; need coffee to understand Brit Brit....

Yeah, Edgar Cayce has been dead for, oh.... 60 years? :) Probably some scam artist that says he's the reincarnation of him.

[MaineBelle]

From MSN.com

It's been almost two years since Britney Spears first fell for the elusive charms of Kevin Federline, and since then she's gone from a hard-working pop pinup to a schlumpy homebody. Now, four months after the arrival of chubby-cheeked Sean Preston, the Britster may be preparing to make some changes.

A posting on her official fan club site -- where a mere $24.98-a-year subscription fee gets you such must-have Britney bonuses as access to advanced ticket sales, even though she hasn't been on tour for more than a year -- trumpets the arrival of a "remixed, re-inspired and refocused" Spears.

But is Britney's "new chapter" little more than a one-shot appearance on a show destined for the primetime scrap heap?

"Access Hollywood" reports that Mrs. Federline will become the latest in an endless parade of guest stars who have attempted (and mostly failed) to prove their comedic chops on NBC's soon-to-be-put-out-to-pasture "Will & Grace" (the sitcom's best celebrity cameo: Matt Damon; the worst: a tie between Madonna and Demi Moore -- not that we watch or anything).

An insider says the deal has been inked and Spears, who reportedly coveted the Daisy Duke role in "Dukes of Hazzard" that eventually went to Razzie-nominated Jessica Simpson, will go before the cameras next month. She'll play a Christian conservative talk show host who gets some schooling from Will (Eric McCormack) and Jack (Sean Hayes). The episode will air April 13.

And for those hoping Britney's "new chapter" would begin without her "PopoZao"-spouting hubby (and you know who you are), we have bad news: The rumor-plagued pair put in a lovey-dovey appearance at a post-SAG Awards soiree Sunday night (because when we think achievement in acting, we think of the stars of the craptacular "Chaotic").

The scrubbed-up Federlines, who ditched their usual uniform of unbound, someone-could-put-an-eye-out cleavage (her) and baggy, saggy he-capris and white tank top (him) for a '80s prom dress and ill-fitting suit, made the scene at a People magazine bash, where they "cutely nuzzled" in a bodyguard-surrounded corner booth, reports Teen People.

Britney bopped along to the music before hitting the dance floor with her former backup-hoofer hubby, shaking her semi-retired moneymaker to the Pussycat Dolls' "Don't Cha" and Madonna's "Holiday."

But the down-market duo reportedly decided to pack things in early, exiting the shindig at 11:30 and heading home to baby Sean.


http://entertainment.msn.com/music/hotgossip4

[miaclear]

Ugh... I didn't see Demi on Will & Grace but I did see Madonna and she was AWFUL!!!! This should be interesting.

[cocopops]

Ugh... I didn't see Demi on Will & Grace but I did see Madonna and she was AWFUL!!!! This should be interesting.

yes, hmm interesting to say the least :rolleyes:

[sublime311]

I have a question!

Q: Is there anyone who participates (or lurks) on this thread who is a real/serious fan of Britney because of her music? Or... Are we all just drawn together by our distaste for her and the Jerry Springer appeal of it all?

[sublime311]

I have a question!

Q: Is there anyone who participates (or lurks) on this thread who is a real/serious fan of Britney because of her music? Or... Are we all just drawn together by our distaste for her and the Jerry Springer appeal of it all?
My A: I really do not think BS has ANY musical talent whatsoever. I think she, or at least someone around her, is a marketing genius, or used to be anyway. I do think she's a talented dancer. I am here for the Jerry Springer appeal.

[solongtogo]

My A: I really do not think BS has ANY musical talent whatsoever. I think she, or at least someone around her, is a marketing genius, or used to be anyway. I do think she's a talented dancer. I am here for the Jerry Springer appeal.

I also think Brit is a very talented dancer. Her singing however, is much like I imagine how a chipmunk would sound if it could sing.

[mel7dog]

QOTD - As you said Kelli MARKETING is what it's all about. She is a cute girl (when she tries) and a good dancer, but besides that she is just lucky! Hello look at Ashlee Simpson, zero talent (can't dance, sing at all) yet she was "marketed" as a "punk singer"... crazy!

[Sophia]

Q: Is there anyone who participates (or lurks) on this thread who is a real/serious fan of Britney because of her music? Or... Are we all just drawn together by our distaste for her and the Jerry Springer appeal of it all?

Jerry Springer aspect. Never been a fan.

[mb1197]

DH called me and said that our local radio just announced that she is pregnant again. I figured I had better post here for real confirmation. ;)

[tgray99]

Jerry Springer aspect. Never been a fan.
Ditto

[BethIrish]

I don't know how reliable this is, but....

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=171442216&p=y7y44z9zz

Britney Spears stunned shoppers in Malibu, California, last week when she clutched her belly and announced she was pregnant with her second child.

Shoppers claim the pop superstar was upset by staring fans as she browsed for furniture at high-end store Shabby Chic.

One fellow shopper, Ginny Masse, tells America's In Touch magazine: "Britney put her hands on her belly, laughed and said: 'That's right, number two!'"

Gossips in Malibu, where Spears and her family live, are convinced the Toxic singer's dreams of giving birth to a baby sister for her son Sean Preston are about to be realised.

Masse adds: "I've heard from other people in the neighbourhood that she is pregnant."

Meanwhile, one of Spears' closest friends tells In Touch: "Britney is definitely pregnant again. She's acting the same way she did when she was pregnant with her first child."

[Hangin'in]

Springer....

[brenda]

It's all about the train wreck.

[rene']

Oh Dear Lord, please say it isn't so!:(

[Sophia]

Uh, did you guys notice soemone started a new thread about Brit being pg again?

Yikes.

[Sophia]

Like they need to keep breeding. :eek: :rolleyes:

Could we maybe repost this in the big Brit thread?

[jimmysgirl424]

Uh, did you guys notice soemone started a new thread about Brit being pg again?

Yikes.


Yeah..I was just coming in here to post about it. Someone already asked that the thread be moved to this one. I am hoping against hope that this proves to be a rumor only, not fact. I seriously cannot believe she would be so stupid as to get knocked up again by that piece of scum. :( But then again, we are talking about Brit.

Oh, and I have never been a fan. I'm here for the train wreck/Springer aspect of it all!

[mb1197]

I'm happy to re-post it if you'd like.

[mb1197]

I'm the one that started that thread....here's a re-post:

DH called me and said that our local radio just announced that she is pregnant again. I figured I had better post here for real confirmation.

[kemaji]

It's all about the train wreck.

Me too.

[greenbunny]

Despite what you may be reading on other websites, Britney Spears "is not pregnant", her publicist, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, confirms exclusively to PerezHilton.com.

A source very familiar to the situation tells us, "It is 99.99% unlikely that Britney is pregnant. If she is, she has kept it a secret from her mom and her family, which is very out of character for her. And, she more than likely did not tell anyone she was pregnant while shopping at a store recently, but if she did, she was probably just kidding or said that because she felt insecure after all the tabloids have been calling her fat."

Hey, pretending to have a baby never hurt Katie Holmes anyone!


source: perezhilton.com

[hockeybrat]

All for the trainwreck here.

[Sposa06]

I think she'd be featured on American Idol as one of the bad auditions to laugh at. I think she's a good dancer, but I'm just here to laugh and/or gasp at her.

[snowzilla]

My A: I really do not think BS has ANY musical talent whatsoever. I think she, or at least someone around her, is a marketing genius, or used to be anyway. I do think she's a talented dancer. I am here for the Jerry Springer appeal.

I'm here for the Jerry Springer appeal myself, but I have to add that I don't actually think BS is a good dancer. She's a hands-and-arms dancer - you never see her feet do any impressive footwork. She's all arms. But that's just my humble opinion. :)

[rosa727]

I come on here mostly because I think BS is a freak show and her life just has so much shock value. I always thought she was pretty gross (even back when guys thought she was hot) so it's funny now that everyone realizes how gross she really is.

This is just my opinion, but as a dancer myself, I really don't think she is a good dancer either. Most of what she does is just a few moves that look somewhat flashy (mostly with her arms) that some choreographer makes up for her, I'm sure. Nothing she does is really difficult. I was a cheerleading coach for high school girls and the competition dance they did was more difficult than what she does.

And I guess we all agree that she can't sing!

[MurphysLaw]

Count me in for the freak show.

What I don't get is: If so many people think she sucks artistically, then why does she make so many album sales? ITA with the PP about her being in the American Idol failure reel. Can you imagine what Simon would say to her? OUCH!

[KGif]

If so many people think she sucks artistically, then why does she make so many album sales? ITA with the PP about her being in the American Idol failure reel. Can you imagine what Simon would say to her? OUCH!


I think people are into her music b/c it's "catchy". Sometimes I find myself not turning the station when a Britney song comes on! Shhh don't tell anyone ;)

[t3h_wookiee]

All about Springer here. :)

[greenbunny]

My DH is a total music snob and he really likes that "slave for you" song (I refuse to submit to the spelling abomination). He says it's a really cool mode for a pop song, not the normal keys they use. But the singing part, bleh.

[Sophia]

What I don't get is: If so many people think she sucks artistically, then why does she make so many album sales? ITA with the PP about her being in the American Idol failure reel. Can you imagine what Simon would say to her? OUCH!

What's the average age of her fan base? I think that has a lot to do with it.

For the record, I don't think she can sing or dance.

[bklynhamptonian]

My DH is a total music snob and he really likes that "slave for you" song (I refuse to submit to the spelling abomination). He says it's a really cool mode for a pop song, not the normal keys they use. But the singing part, bleh.

Ok, ok since you put it out there I'm not a Brittney fan by any measure but I can seriously get down to the Slave for You song!! I'm thinking about downloading it to my iPod. ugh! How sad am I. . . :rolleyes:

[Sposa06]

Yeah, I guess I was comparing her dancing ability to her other abilities, which are ... well ... none, really. So, in comparison to whatever else she does, she's a good dancer!

[greenbunny]

I love this story. It probably is so true but Britney lawyers are going to bark around town and dismiss it. I could totally seeing this piece of trash telling Britney Spears that he NEEDS to see other people.

Life & Style Weekly is set to report that Kevin Federline has a lot to learn when it comes to repairing a relationship. The item reads, In the midst of marital troubles with Britney Spears, 24, his wife of more than a year, Kevin, 27, delivered what may be the ultimate insult: “He told her it was hard for him to be with just one woman,” a friend of Brit’s says. “Kevin said that an open marriage would work better for him.” (National Ledger)

[Ok.. if he wants to see other people, why won't he just get a divorce so he CAN see other people and not be such a PIG about it].

Source: i'm not obsessed blog

[philnikki]

[Ok.. if he wants to see other people, why won't he just get a divorce so he CAN see other people and not be such a PIG about it].

And get off the gravy train? Not K-Fed! He wants to have his cheetos and eat em too! :p

[snowzilla]

Count me in for the freak show.

What I don't get is: If so many people think she sucks artistically, then why does she make so many album sales? ITA with the PP about her being in the American Idol failure reel. Can you imagine what Simon would say to her? OUCH!

The same reason folks like Ashlee Simpson have a "singing" career - I'm constantly astounded by what passes for music on the radio these days. :rolleyes:

Disclaimer - I actually like a couple of her songs for working out to - but they certainly wouldn't make my top one hundred list for best songs ever produced. ;)

[Lil_Mrs_0702]

I am guilty of being an ex-fan of Britney Spears. I didn't like her when she first came out, but I liked her Toxic album only because it was all a good dance beat. The lyrics were laughable at best but it was fun to put on at parties and dance with the girls and flirt with the boys.

Then came the train wreck and I stick around hoping this is all some sort of horrible publicity stunt gone bad... It's weird to see someone so on top of her game go down the tubes like this. I guess we all knew she wouldn't have a long lasting career but I figured she would just disappear like all the other "pop stars" did.

[Hangin'in]

I really hope that Jamie Lynn is watching LEARNING from her big sister's mistakes!

[sublime311]

Here's the thing. If you look at Madonna's early career she was not a very good singer, but there was something there that was strong and appealing. She was sexy, naughty and in your face. It was refreshing and bold. I was young(ish) and LOVED her.

BS seems to have that same effect on today's youth in that they love her style and her presumed strength and boldness. The problem is that there really isn't anything fresh about it anymore, if ever. While Madonna has been able to transform herself with the times, BS seems to have stayed stuck in her same ol', same ol'. The young kids still love her (because they don't know any better), but the rest of us have caught on to the reality and that is that she can't sing. Her doe-eyed sex appeal (ick) can only take her so far.

I compare BS to Madonna only because neither could sing well at the start of their careers. Thank God Madonna has trained herself to be a better singer - she was always a great performer (maybe because she has talent).

[icedwhite]

Here's the thing. If you look at Madonna's early career she was not a very good singer, but there was something there that was strong and appealing. She was sexy, naughty and in your face. It was refreshing and bold. I was young(ish) and LOVED her.

BS seems to have that same effect on today's youth in that they love her style and her presumed strength and boldness. The problem is that there really isn't anything fresh about it anymore, if ever. While Madonna has been able to transform herself with the times, BS seems to have stayed stuck in her same ol', same ol'. The young kids still love her (because they don't know any better), but the rest of us have caught on to the reality and that is that she can't sing. Her doe-eyed sex appeal (ick) can only take her so far.

I compare BS to Madonna only because neither could sing well at the start of their careers. Thank God Madonna has trained herself to be a better singer - she was always a great performer (maybe because she has talent).

yes, i agree! britney is NO madonna. madonna was always provocative, always pushing the envelope, and reinvented herself time and again. whether or not you agreed with her, she always had something interesting to say. i always thought she was very smart and business savvy. britney pretends to be a lot of things: bold, innovative, spiritual, deep, blah, blah, blah... she's a poser.

i'll admit that some of her songs are catchy. but i think that has everything to do with production and nothing to do with her.

[mia_e_kc]

All Springer---all day long!

[Sophia]

At least Madonna always had actual ability when it came to dancing.

[mia_e_kc]

OK, in her defense---the girl doesn't know what normal is. She has NEVER known normal since the age of 12. Maybe she thinks her behavior, etc is normal? I think she's struggling to lead a "normal" life but doesn't know how---and can't! Can you imagine being followed around all day, every day? I guess I'd compare her life to being a monkey in a zoo. But don't get me wrong---I don't necessarily feel sorry for her.

[Freckles]

I'll admit that some of her songs are catchy. but i think that has everything to do with production and nothing to do with her.

ITA.

As for comparing her to Madonna---All I can add is that she doesn't have half the brains, and even her early success was driven by people behind the scenes vs Madonna being her own driving force even in the early days.

[JamBray]

The same reason folks like Ashlee Simpson have a "singing" career - I'm constantly astounded by what passes for music on the radio these days.
Me too! I've never liked BS and think that she's absolutely lacking in talent. Now with her marriage to a disgusting pig of a man...well even with her appearance on Will and Grace, I really don't see how she's going to bring herself back up from the muck.

And I'm just here for the show..Jer-ry, Jer-ry, Jer-ry!

[MurphysLaw]

ITA with the PP who called her a POSER! She not only has no talent, she doesn't even have the ability to speak without making herself look like a total idiot. She may have been young and naive before, but I'm not buying it now. She's had enough years in the biz to learn a few things, yet she still chooses make horrible choices. She needs to "reinvent" herself, but at this point, IMO, she's too far gone to come back. Still a professional stylist(to make her presentable before she roams in public) and publicist(to think for her and tell her what NOT to say) would do her WORLDS of good.

[kindermom]

I'm all about the train wreck. I have never been a fan of BS either but probably would have liked her had I been 12 when she first started her career - like I was with Madonna. I see her now as a white trash Madonna. Great marketing and showmanship but lacks the ability true singing ability (sorry I still think Madonna can not sing, hence all of the recording effects).

[Dotsie]

I agree with all the pp's. She has little to no talent and became what she is today because of a fabu marketing staff.
I half way agree with the comparisons with Madonna. While I do not think Madge has any talent in the singing or dancing category, she was the driving force behind the pop culture Madonna. Say what you will about her, but Madonna is extremely savvy.

[sarahh]

Hey everyone...Katy suggested closing this thread as it is getting so huge (almost 3,000 posts)!

I've started a second thread so we can all continue our commentary on all thigs Britney! Hope to see you over there...

http://www.constantchatter.com/showthread.php?p=520988#post520988

[flygirl]

Thread closed!