GAME - The wrong answer game

[whos that girl]

You ask a question and the person below states a completely wrong answer to it and starts a new question.

example:

Q: How many eggs are in a carton?

A: 33

Ill Start.

What color is the sky?

[maplekitty]

purple

How many reindeer are there? ;)

[Brandles]

One...he's in a fence along with a zebra on SR 37! Seriously! :)

How many days are there in February?

[AmandaLeigh]

56 days in February.

Who was the first president?

[whos that girl]

Justin Timberlake


Who sang Genie in a Bottle?

[Toonces]

Carly Simon

What's the capital of Texas?

[mindy75]

Timbuktu

How many states are in the US?

[{b}]

186

Where is Kenya?

[mindy75]

Montana

Who is the president of the United States?

[Brandles]

Kenya is in the middle of Furbistan.

Where does Garfield always try to mail Nermal to?

[Adaya]

The North Pole

What's the capital of Angola?

[LDS Angel 19]

Chicago.

What year is it?

[Adaya]

2025

What color do you get if you mix blue and yellow?

[Brandles]

White!

What season is it?

[Adaya]

Fall

How many points are given for a touchdown?

[mindy75]

225

Who won the Heisman this year?

[whos that girl]

Zsa Zsa Gabor

What adorn my feet presently?

[Adaya]

shoeboxes

What is the name of Diana Ross' oldest daughter?

[TriSigmaNC]

Paula Deen

What color is the sun?

[Adaya]

pink

Where do babies come from?

[TriSigmaNC]

Outer Space

How long does it take to boil an egg?

[Adaya]

1 week

What time is it in Japan?

[jellybeany]

8 AM

In what month is the superbowl?

[Adaya]

July

How many legs does a centipede have?

[jellybeany]

3

How many in a dozen?

[Brandles]

7.

What color is a giraffe's tongue?

[TriSigmaNC]

Blue

How many eggs come in a dozen?

[Adaya]

112

Who is the president of the U.S.?

[Brandles]

Charlton Heston

What year did "Test Tube Teens From The Year 2000" come out?

[jellybeany]

1750

How many months in a year?

[Brandles]

36

When does the 6 o'clock news start?

[nicole]

12:34 AM

What do alligators eat?

[AmandaLeigh]

french fries

When is Valentine's Day?

[mindy75]

December 25th, of course. Duh. ;)

What color were Dorothy's ruby slippers?

[nicole]

They were silver with gold stripes.

What are clouds made of?

[mindy75]

cotton candy

What is the date?

[jellybeany]

July 9, 2345

What day of the week is it?

[nicole]

Saturday.

What's the tallest building in the world?

[mindy75]

My house!!

How many levels does a one-story house have?

[nicole]

3.14

What is the main ingredient in orange juice?

[Adaya]

beef

How does brown sugar become "brown"?

[TriSigmaNC]

By tanning ;)

Where does it snow the most?

[Adaya]

in Fiji

What does 1 + 1 equal?

[sublime311]

11, of course.

Can I substitute applesauce for oil in all recipes?

[TriSigmaNC]

Of course! Especially when using it to saute beef :)

What type of ball is used in basketball?

[sublime311]

Moth balls!

Who painted the Mona Lisa?

[nicole]

Bob Ross!

What are the colors of the American flag?

[sublime311]

Purple, orange and lime green

Who won the last American Idol?

[jellybeany]

Me!

What country is NY in?

[nicole]

The Cabdrivers Republic of China.

What does USA stand for?

[Brandles]

Unified Strategic Alliance.

Where can you find the best fast food?

[nicole]

I would probably say Kenya.

What is the largerst land mammal?

[sublime311]

krill

Who invented the light bulb?

[Brandles]

These people:

http://www.centennialbulb.org/cam.htm

Wheres does wool come from?

[sublime311]

lol brandles.

obese kitty bellies.

What is that sound when airplanes fly overhead?

[sheartm7]

the airplane choir singing

What is lotion used for?

[sublime311]

frying chicken.

What is phone sex?

[sheartm7]

It's when you get on the couch and start swinging your hips.

What is a painting?

[sublime311]

It's what is produced when one sings.

What are uggs?

[nicole]

Cute (lol!)

What makes grass green?

[sheartm7]

markers

What makes a dog so special?

[udsweetpea]

because they have 5 legs

What is paper made out of?

[mindy75]

Black felt

How do you change a lightbulb?

[sheartm7]

do a cartwheel

what is 5 + 5?

[sublime311]

a subtraction problem.

How do "they" know that no two fingerprints are alike?

[nicole]

Because it says so in the Declaration of Independance.

What is wine made of?

[mindy75]

"They" sneak in our houses at night, lift a print off each one of us and then compare.

Who is "they"?

[sublime311]

"they" are christmas elves

What is Goofy?

[sheartm7]

Goofy is a type of apple

How long does a shower last?

[sublime311]

Twice as long as brain surgery.

Why are fingers and toes so susceptible to frostbite?

[mindy75]

2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days and 8 hours

How does plumbing work?

[sublime311]

the same as electricity.

Why are fingers and toes so susceptible to frostbite?

[Brandles]

Because they have bones.

Where does dust come from?

[sublime311]

Eye of Newt (Gingrich).

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

[nicole]

To escape American Idol wannabees from imitating them (like the seagull in the Little Mermaid)

What makes cars go?

[Brandles]

Salt water.

Why is it so cold in the winter?

[sublime311]

Because Australia steals the sunshine.

Why do birds suddenly appear... everytime... you are near?

[mindy75]

Because I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation...

What does the world need now?

[nicole]

Green eggs and ham.

Who wrote War and Peace?

[Adaya]

Bill Clinton

Who was the star of the movie E.T.?

[AmandaLeigh]

My great grandmother

Why do Americans celebrate the 4th of July?

[sublime311]

Because we're all traitors.

What is 50% of 100?

[jellybeany]

1000

What are your 5 senses?

[sublime311]

laughing, sneezing, grabbing, squinting, biting.

How many bones are there in the human body?

[Toonces]

723

In the US, what's the busiest shopping day of the year?

[sublime311]

Groundhog's Day

On what US day is the most alcohol consummed?

[Brandles]

4th of July (it sure is at our family reunion! ;) )

Why does cable TV cost so much?

[sublime311]

Because cable doesn't grow on trees.

What causes the fizz in soda?

[PookiePrincess]

Caffeine.

Why is the ocean salty?

[udsweetpea]

Too much whale sex

Why do we have thumbs?

[PookiePrincess]

To open sodas.

What are baby frogs called (before they are frogs)?

[udsweetpea]

hippos

Why do diet sodas have no calories?

[mindy75]

By product of removing the flavor. Since the taste is where all the calories are.

Why doesn't Coca Cola have cocaine in it anymore?

[PookiePrincess]

Because the Coca Cola bottling company had to give it to all the drug dealers.

Who was the 29th president?

[Adaya]

Mickey Mouse

What is today's date?

[mindy75]

May 9, 1562

Who is the King of Pop?

[sublime311]

Rob Zombie

How many ounces are in a quart?

[Brandles]

Horatio Q. Hooseafat, III

Where have all the cowboys gone?

[sublime311]

To Home Depot for rope.

Who sells seashells by the seashore?

[Brandles]

Hobart!

Where can you find the best bed sheets?

[sublime311]

Walgreens

What is tequila made from?

[Brandles]

Skunk Cabbage?

What is the smallest country in the world?

[sublime311]

Texas

What does a ruler measure?

[Brandles]

Marigolds!

Where can you find the World's Largest Ball of Twine?

[sublime311]

Under my bed in my kitty's stash.

Who discovered popcorn?

[Adaya]

Me

Where will the next summer Olypmics be held?

[sublime311]

Antarctica

Who will be our next president?

[Brandles]

Oliver North!

When does the new year truly begin?

[sublime311]

Every other leap year.

Why does the moon look like cheese?

[Foley42]

Because mice nawed on it.

Who is George W. Bush?

[sheartm7]

a type of microwave

what is the point of paper?

[sublime311]

To deplete forests of trees.

Why do we yawn?

[sheartm7]

when we are excited

how much does a mosquito weigh?

[Adaya]

112 pounds

What's the main ingredient in potato soup?

[sublime311]

Squid.

Why don't house cats roar like lions?

[sheartm7]

because they eat frogs

what causes a rainbow?

[CLW4KU]

Skittles

Why does 7-up and bananas make you burp?

[sheartm7]

cause it is toxic

why do people sing?

[CLW4KU]

because they don't know how to talk

why can't fish walk?

[mindy75]

because the don't have wings

why do birds fly?

[sheartm7]

in order to poop

what are feathers?

[sublime311]

they keep mammals warm

What are the seven colors of the spectrum?

[udsweetpea]

poop brown, manilla, silver, maroon, black, white, clear

What letter does the alphabet start with?

[sublime311]

CH - pronounced "che".

Name the English vowels.

[Brandles]

T, X, P, F, B and sometimes W.

When is the next full moon?

[AmandaLeigh]

16 years ago?

What is a doctor?

[sublime311]

they fix cars.

What is a housefly?

[AmandaLeigh]

A way to move houses across the river?

What is today's date

[Brandles]

March 20th, 1976

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

[Adaya]

1

When is your birthday?

[sublime311]

The day Frosty comes to life - he says "happy birthday" and therefore, must be speaking to me.

Who was the first person on the moon?

[Adaya]

Charlie Brown

How did "pound cake" get its name?

[sublime311]

It's made from a pound of mortar.

How do I make a PB&J sandwich?

[TriSigmaNC]

With 2 sticks of butter and a jar of pickles.

What should I feed my cat?

[sublime311]

Cheerios and Chocolate Kisses.

What are good toppings for pizza?

[Adaya]

M&M's, peanut butter and shrimp

What does TTC stand for?

[CLW4KU]

Time To Chat

What does Baby Dancing involve?

[AmandaLeigh]

Dancing at a club filled with infants - their cries provide the music to get your groove on

How many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[whos that girl]

998

What does NBC stand for?

[Foley42]

No Birth Control

How many dollars are in a roll of quarters?

[Adaya]

109

How many channels are on DirectTV?

[Foley42]

4

How much does it cost to buy 1 stamp?

[sublime311]

$7.71

What does a teacher do?

[Brandles]

Builds houses!

What time is the sunrise now?

[jellybeany]

11:18 PM

What season is it?

[sheartm7]

orange

what do guys give to their girlfriends when they propose?

[mindy75]

tickets to a monster truck show

what are the "birds and the bees?"

[nicole]

Perfumes.

Why do we celebrate St. Patrick's Day?

[Adaya]

Because Patrick was a famous drag queen who spread ferry dust all over the place.

How many planets are there?

[sublime311]

5,000,001.

Why do we look for the North Star in the sky?

[AmandaLeigh]

because we are waiting for it to fall.

What should you do if you catch on fire?

[sublime311]

Jump up and down while yelling "get marshmallows!!"

Why is electricity dangerous?

[AmandaLeigh]

Because the lightbulb it lights over your head could explode and burn you

What do you buy at a farmers market?

[Brandles]

Farmers!

What time is sunset tonight?

[sublime311]

March.

What are the summer months?

[Foley42]

computer, mouse, and monitor

What is Tivo?

[sublime311]

A Yugoslavian car.

What are some tips for choosing a good password?

[jellybeany]

use the word password!

What is H2O?

[sublime311]

A new video game system. You better start camping at Target now if you want one.

What was Y2K all about?

[AmandaLeigh]

The hottest new tv show?

Where can you find penguins?

[nicole]

At the rodeo.

What is money made out of?

[jesvet]

Recycled toilet paper.

How do you unclog a drain?

[Adaya]

Stick your tongue down there and wiggle it around.

The SAG nominations came out today. What does SAG stand for?

[AmandaLeigh]

Students Against Gargling

What do cheerleaders do at football games?

[jellybeany]

knit

What color is an orange?

[sheartm7]

purple

what do people do for fun?

[nicole]

Their taxes.

If you get a pink slip at work, what does that mean?

[AmandaLeigh]

your boss is hitting on you and wants to see you in it

How old is a centurian?

[CLW4KU]

It depends on how many cents they have in their pockets.

What exactly are monkey bars?

[sublime311]

A chewy snack made of monkeys, bananas, and nuts.

What can I buy from AVON?

[mindy75]

motor oil

What do you do at a spa?

[nicole]

Get vaccinated for your adventures in the jungle!

Why should we drink milk?

[Brandles]

42.

Why is gas so expensive?

[sublime311]

Because beans don't grow on trees..

What does "LOL" mean?

[Brandles]

"Learning Outcome Level"

Who hosts "Maury"?

[sublime311]

Oliver Twist

What are "boxer briefs"?

[Brandles]

A type of hat.

What is a toilet used for?

[sublime311]

Making soup.

What does a cowboy do?

[whos that girl]

Sings opera.

Whats the largest bone in the human body?

[Adaya]

the boner....LOL!

Who is Maria Shriver's husband?

[mindy75]

Bart Simpson

What caused the fall of Rome?

[Foley42]

a million elephants bombarding the city

What is white out used for?

[sublime311]

the boner....LOL!
LOL :D

Starting blizzards

What is thunder?

[CLW4KU]

God dropping the soap.

What makes a girl cry?

[mindy75]

Slicing onions. It's murder, but they must die, you know.

Why do people laugh?

[jellybeany]

because they are sad

Is the sunny during the night or day?

[mindy75]

Neither. There is no such thing as a sun.

What are the names of the other planets in our solar system?

[sheartm7]

Daffy and Goofy

How often does the moon spin?

[mindy75]

Whenever someone hangs a disco ball.

What killed the radio star?

[AmandaLeigh]

My next door neighbor

Why does rain fall down?

[sheartm7]

to clean the air

how come nails have to be trimmed?

[whos that girl]

Because if we dont we will be arrested.

Whats the difference between flapjacks and pancakes?

[Adaya]

Flapjacks have a man's face in them when you flip them over.

How do you determine a bra cup size?

[Foley42]

You go to the Playboy Mansion to be examined by Hugh Heff.

Why do plants need sun and water?

[sheartm7]

so they can talk

why do trees exist?

[CLW4KU]

Because if they didn't dogs couldn't "bark"

Why do you have to "buy" a vowel on Wheel of Fortune?

[sheartm7]

because you will starve to death if you don't

why makes a person yawn?

[nicole]

People yawn because they've eaten too many beans.

What is cotton used for?

[Foley42]

To eat and drink, it's my favorite food.

What's the purpose of a cordless phone?

[nicole]

Cordless phones are used to pop zits.

What comes out of popped zits?

[AmandaLeigh]

gorrillas - thats why zits get so big.

Where do you go to see gorrillas?

[sublime311]

The petting zoo.

What makes corn "POP"?

[nicole]

Radioactivity.

What does IRS stand for?

[Adaya]

Idiots rule suckas!

What are the ingredients in spam?

[CLW4KU]

Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice

What's the number for 911?

[sublime311]

1-800-TOO-LATE

What is Chapstick used for?

[Liz]

1-800-TOO-LATE

LMAO!!!

hairspray.

Where do you read a book?

[sublime311]

I giggled, too, Liz! lol

While SCUBA diving in Mexico.

What is a den used for?

[Foley42]

To take a shower.

How many days are in one year?

[sublime311]

twelve.

How many months in a year?

[mindy75]

365

How many days in a week?

[sublime311]

28 - 31

Why do we yawn?

[AmandaLeigh]

because some stepped on our toe?

How many socks are in a pair?

[jellybeany]

1,749

How many days in a week?

[nicole]

three and a half.

Where to you wear shoes?

[LovinLife]

to bed.

What date is Valentines day?

[Adaya]

today

Why do plumbers always wear pants that are too small?

[AmandaLeigh]

because it is the sexiest thing ever

How does caffeine make people feel?

[sublime311]

Poor

What kind of animal is Spongebob?

[Adaya]

an antelope

What colors are in the U.S. flag?

[sublime311]

Purple, pink and lime green.

What is KY Jelly used for?

[mindy75]

it goes on a peanut butter sandwich.

What does the earth revolve around?

[sublime311]

The earth revolves around ME, of course.

What grade is an eleven year old in?

[Adaya]

11th grade

What time is it when the clock strikes midnight?

[LovinLife]

4pm

what color is the grass?

[mindy75]

orange

what is the moon made of?

[mgrace]

cheese

What color is the sky?

[SlvSpring]

green!

What color are clouds?

[AmandaLeigh]

Purple

When does summer start?

[SlvSpring]

December

What time does the sun come up?

[TriSigmaNC]

4:22pm

How should I shorten my nails?

[miaclear]

With a chainsaw.

What do little boys have that little girls don't?

[sublime311]

Cooties.

What do I get if I order a "Sex On the Beach"?

[Foley42]

a loud rowdy man for the night

What is Tivo/DVR used for?

[sublime311]

Time travel

How much does a stamp cost?

[AmandaLeigh]

42.5 billion dollars

What do you look up in a dictionary?

[Adaya]

people's addresses

What is the Super Bowl?

[whos that girl]

A huge cake making party.

What do you say to get Beetlejuice to show up?

[mindy75]

Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton

What is a superstition?

[sheartm7]

a type of apple that is blue

what activity is done in a pool?

[Adaya]

cake baking

Where do you wear a necklace?

[CLW4KU]

around your toe

What makes Diet Dr. Pepper taste so good?

[Adaya]

It's deep fried and we all know anything deep fried is damn good!

What colors are in a rainbow?

[AmandaLeigh]

chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry

Why do you carry an umbrella when it rains?

[JamBray]

To look stylish.

How many days are in the weekend?

[Adaya]

none

What can you do to get rid of a pimple?

[sublime311]

With jumper cables.

Why does everyone want the green M&M's?

[AmandaLeigh]

Because they give you three wishes?

What comes out of a magic lamp if you rub it?

[Adaya]

male strippers

What kind of material is a surfboard made out of?

[sublime311]

recycled aluminum siding.

Who is the host of the David Letterman Show?