GAME - The wrong answer game

[Adaya]

place your head in the microwave for 30 seconds

Where's the closest McDonald's to your house?

[permanentvacay]

The McDonald's (Rob, Sherry and their 3 kids) live down the block

how do you make french onion soup?

[sublime311]

french fries, sour cream onion dip and dishwater.

what is a beer belly?

[CLW4KU]

it's that stomach mold that women make right before they give birth so they can hang it up in the bar

why is 6 afraid of 7?

[sublime311]

Because it has sharp pointy edges.

Who invented zero?

[Adaya]

Michael Jackson

How many holes in a bowling ball?

[sublime311]

244 - they're much more aerodynamic that way.

What are Frosty's eyes made of?

[CLW4KU]

a long vertical line with a dot at the top

why do you wear your wedding ring closer to your heart?

[Adaya]

because it makes your heart rate more regular

What is the capital of China?

[CLW4KU]

Crystal

Where did the red fern grow?

[Adaya]

at Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch

Why is the Leaning of Tower of Pisa leaning?

[sublime311]

You would lean, too, if you had to stand up strait for that long.

What is a 3-hole punch used for?

[CLW4KU]

boxing move for 2 eyes and the mouth

Why does the sun rise in the east?

[sublime311]

Because 'east makes everything rise. Haven't you ever made bread?

What is a designer label?

[CLW4KU]

A nametag for a person that takes down signs.

What does RSVP mean?

[tgr68]

Really Special Vampire Party

What is a shovel used for?

[Adaya]

To make an incision during surgery.

Who are the Three Wise Men?

[CLW4KU]

Jose Cuervo, Jim Beam, & Jack Daniels

What does "with a twist" mean?

[princesse]

A ballet move combined with hip hop.

Why is it called a chic pea?

[CLW4KU]

Because only models eat them

Why does milk do the body good?

[princesse]

Because it can't do anything else good!

What puts the etch in sketch?

[sublime311]

A committee put together by the UN.

What is "The Golden Rule"?

[Adaya]

Whenever someone is mean to them, you pee on their shoe.

Where does Santa Clause live?

[sublime311]

In a law library. (get it? clause? You know I'm funny.)

Who's on first?

[Brandles]

Bob Brenly!

Who's on second?

[sublime311]

The headliner.

Why is an arena shaped like an oval or circle?

[CLW4KU]

Because the architect was told to think outside the "box".

Why do most accountants have a Type A personality?

[sublime311]

Because "accountants" begins with an "a".

What exactly is a "flashdance"?

[whos that girl]

Dancing with a strobe light.

how are books made?

[CLW4KU]

post-it notes and superglue

Why do choir members wear robes?

[sublime311]

because nakedness is frowned upon in churches.

Why do football players wear helmets?

[whos that girl]

So when they lose a game, people dont see them cry.

Why does the keyboard not have a pound sign on it in America?

[sublime311]

Because we don't use our computers to weigh things.

What is the difference between unleaded and diesel fuel?

[princesse]

You can't write with unleaded.

When you write a book why do people say you "penned it"?

[sublime311]

Because Sean Penn is your editor.

Why are elf ears pointy?

[whos that girl]

To get better TV reception.

What\'s the point of having a speed limit?

[LaughAtlantis]

So you don't get freckles.

Why is it so cold outside?

[sublime311]

Because someone left the fridge open.

What does VW stand for?

[whos that girl]

Very wet!

Whats the point of having a speed limit?

[Goddess Tiff]

So you know what speed to beat to win a prize.

Why do cats hate water?

[Adaya]

Because they break out in hives if any water gets on them.

What is the Super Bowl?

[CLW4KU]

It's what super heros eat cereal out of.

What information do you get from a clock?