GAME - Death is not an option

[Rose]

This is that game you used to play with your friends. Where you have to choose who you would be intimate with between two people, and you have to choose -death is not an option. After you choose leave two choices for the person below. Try not to use your annoying neighbor Steve, because most of us won't know who he is but any gender is fine. It's a game :)

Straight from ONTD

Michael Bolton or John Tesh

[SlvSpring]

Oooh, fun! I'll play.

John Tesh.

Pat Sajak or Dick Clark?

[Rose]

Pat Sajak


This is where the fun comes is.................... (although maybe I am ensuring no on will play with me)


K Fed or George W. Bush

[Myra]

W, because he probably has fewer social diseases.

Mary-Kate Olsen or Paris Hilton

[DogMama]

Mary-Kate she seems less skanky

Tom Cruise or Star Jones-Renyolds?

[udsweetpea]

Tom Cruise

George W or his father?

[popculturejunkie]

George W (I never thought I'd say that!)

Carrot Top or Kathy Griffin?

[Myra]

Kathy Griffin

Hugh Hefner or Dick Cheney?

[Rose]

Hugh Hefner


Tom Cruise or Chad Michael Murray?

[maplekitty]

Tom Cruise (atleast I'd get a jet out of it :p)

The garbage man or a fish gutter

[daydreamer]

garbage man


Jerry Farwell or Pat Robertson?

[cocoa_femme]

Pat Robertson

Mick Jagger, or Keith Richards?

[JayJay]

Mick Jagger


A man 15 years older than yourself, or a man 10 years younger?

[Myra]

Can I have both?
If not, I'll take the younger one (I'm 29, so it's legal).

Matthew Lesko (the guy in the question mark suit who yells "free money") or Tom Arnold?

[JayJay]

Tom Arnold

millionaire, or average joe?

[daydreamer]

I'll take Joe

Nice guy or bad boy?

[kris97]

bad boy!


Lindsey Lohan or Angelina Jolie

[maggieb]

Angelina Jolie

Condie Rice or Hilary Clinton

[daydreamer]

Clinton


Stern or Rush ?

[Rose]

Stern

Joe Simpson or Paula Abdul?

[JayJay]

Paula Abdul

Bob Barker or AlexTrebek?

[sublime311]

I'll take Alex Trebek for $100, please.

Willard Scott or Al Roker?

[kindermom]

Al Roker.

Yanni or Raffi?

[kugrrly]

Yanni

Steve Buscemi or Christopher Walkin?

[daydreamer]

Christopher Walkin

Donny Osmond or Kid Rock?

[maggieb]

Donny Osmond (a girlhood crush!)

James Gandolfini or John Gotti

[daydreamer]

James
(that crush on Donny, me too)

Wayne Newton or Tom Jones

[sublime311]

Tom Jones

Tim Burton or Peter Jackson?

[Kimberland30]

Tim Burton


Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston?

[JayJay]

Jennifer Aniston

Rachel or Pheobe?

[endymion411]

pheobe

kramer or george (from seinfeld)

[kindermom]

Angelina Jolie

David Blaine or David Copperfield?

[thechick79]

David Blaine

Paul Newman or Sean Connery?

[Myra]

Sean Connery

Michael Moore or Al Franken?

[amwilson615]

Al Franken

Chris Rick or Chris Tucker?

[daydreamer]

chris rock


Mick Jagger or Steven Taylor?

[amwilson615]

Steven Tyler

Heath Ledger or Jake Gyllenhaal?

[JayJay]

Jake Gyllenhaal

Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise?

[endymion411]

brad pitt

tony micelli (who's the boss) or jason seaver (growing pains)?

[kugrrly]

jason seaver

norm or cliff clavin?

[Rose]

norm

A guy with man boobs or a beer belly?

[amwilson615]

Beer belly

Eminem or 50 Cent?

[JayJay]

50 Cent

Ryan Renolds or Heath Ledger?

[popculturejunkie]

Heath Ledger

Regis Philbin or Kelly Ripa?

[MLA]

Kelley

Halitosis Man or B.O. Man?

[daydreamer]

and death is not an option.....halitosis man


felix or oscar (odd couple)?

[JayJay]

oscar

Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears?

[DogMama]

Britney- skeevy but loyal

Luke or Owen Wilson?

[JayJay]

Owen

K-fed or Justin?

[DogMama]

Justin

Mark Harmon or Davis Caruso?

[JayJay]

Mark Harmon

Samuel Jackson or Bruce Willis?

[DogMama]

I'm in Lust with Mark Harmon...good choice MrsJackson!!!

Bruce Willis

Steven Segal of Jean-Cluade Van Damme?

[popculturejunkie]

Jean-Claude Van Damme

Simon Cowell or Randy Jackson?

[kugrrly]

simon

Sorry I ahve to keep with the AI theme....

Bucky or Elliot???

[MurphysLaw]

Elliot

Michael Jackson:eek: or :eek:Kevin Federline???

[Rose]

Ok, I know I started this, but Death?????

ok K fed

Teri Hatcher or Sharon Stone?

[maggieb]

teri hatcher

matthew fox or the guy that plays sawyer

[msnicolea]

Matthew Fox

Gilbert Gottfried or Ben Stein?

[melmo]

Ben Stein

Carrot Top or Gallagher?

[LaughAtlantis]

Gallagher

Ruben Studdard or Clay Aiken?

[cocoa_femme]

Ruben Studdard

Sean Connery or Michael Douglas?

[Lil_Mrs_0702]

Sean Connery unless Catherine Zeta Jones comes with the package. I have a girl crush on her.

Pauly Shore or Jon Heder(Napolean Dynamite)

[Asha]

jon heder

vanna white or pat sajak

[daydreamer]

Vanna white

George Strait or George Michael

[maggieb]

George Strait!!!

Dracula or Frankenstein

[amwilson615]

Dracula

Hugh Laurie or Omar Epps?

[cocoa_femme]

No contest...Omar Epps!

(on Alias) Syd's father or Sloane?

[daydreamer]

Well, I don't watch Alias, but I have seen Syd's dad in ad...so dad, it is.


Pamela Anderson or Anna Nicole Smith

[sublime311]

Yikes... Tough one. Pamela, I guess.

Al Pacino or Robert De Niro?

[daydreamer]

Some things one shouldn't have to choose between, but following the rules, I choose Robert DeNiro


Meryl Streep or Glenn Close?

[sublime311]

Meryl Streep!

Fat Marlon Brando or fat Elvis?

[amwilson615]

Fat Marlon Brando

Beevis or Butthead?

[Toonces]

Butthead

Charlie Sheen or Richie Sambora?

[daydreamer]

Richie


now for the girls: Heather or Denise?

[sublime311]

Denise

Ronald McDonald or The King (from Buger King)?

Ok, ew. I just creeped myself out!

[Toonces]

Eeeeww.... the King (clowns creep me out)

Andy Dick or Kathy Griffin?

[daydreamer]

Kathy

Robin Williams or Steve Martin?

[Toonces]

Steve Martin

Flavor Flav or Maury Povich?

[daydreamer]

maury


Rosie or Ellen?

[sublime311]

Ellen

Anne Heche or Portia De Rossi?

[melmo]

Portia De Rossi

Tom Cruise or George W?

[KaliLily]

George W

Woody Allen or Charlie Sheen?

[sublime311]

Charlie

Emilio Estevas or Martin Sheen?

[daydreamer]

I'll take Dad

Billy Mayes (the Oxy Clean guy) or Jared (the subway guy)

[popculturejunkie]

Jared


Al Roker or Willard Scott?

[daydreamer]

Al


Dr Phil or Dr Drew

[popculturejunkie]

Dr. Drew


Penn or Teller?

[KaliLily]

Teller

George Washington or Abraham Lincoln?

[sublime311]

Lincoln

Roger Ebert or Richard Roeper?

[amwilson615]

Richard Roeper

Tom Cruise or John Travolta?

[daydreamer]

oh lord, death is near....John

nerd or egomaniac?

[sublime311]

Nerd.

Steve Jobs or Bill Gates?

[daydreamer]

Gates


professional wrestler or deadbeat?

[sublime311]

Is there a difference? Yikes! Wrestler, I guess.

Mike Tyson or Don King?

[Molly_Says_Hi_Witchy_Poo!]

Mike Tyson, I'll take my chances!

Vanilla Ice or Brett Michaels?

[cocoa_femme]

Ice Ice Baby :).

Sonny or Cher?

[Toonces]

Cher

Pee Wee Herman or Carrot Top?

[daydreamer]

Carrot Top


Bush or Cheney?

[Molly_Says_Hi_Witchy_Poo!]

Bush, at least he still has his hair...

Brangelina or Bennifer (pick a whole couple)

[sublime311]

Brangelina.

Dr. Phil or Oprah?

[KaliLily]

Dr. Phil (as long as I could muzzle him)

Jennifer Garner or Jennifer Lopez?

[Molly_Says_Hi_Witchy_Poo!]

JLo all the way


George Lopez or Carlos Mencia?

[sublime311]

Dang. I have a soft spot for funny guys - even if they aren't very attractive. Uh.. George.

Peter Jackson or Michael Moore?

[daydreamer]

Michael

Jailbird or a fool?

[sublime311]

Jailbird - it's only 1 time, right!?

Aaron Neville or Pat Boone? (Completely random, I know!)

[daydreamer]

Aaron

A man with a past or one with a questionable future?

[IrishMeg]

Man with a past.

Michael Jackson or Janet Jackson?

[sublime311]

Janet

Stephen Hawking or Stephen King?

[Molly_Says_Hi_Witchy_Poo!]

S.King

Don King or Al Sharpton?

[amwilson615]

Al Sharpton

Bill Clinton or George W. Bush?

[melmo]

Bill Clinton - No question about that for me.

Dick Cheney or Donald Rumsfeld?

[amwilson615]

Donald Rumsfeld

Martin Sheen or Charlie Sheen?

[daydreamer]

Martin


Grace Kelly or Elizabeth Taylor?

[amwilson615]

Elizabeth Taylor

Little Women: Jo or Meg?

[daydreamer]

Jo

Alexis or Crystal? now, that's going back in time

[amwilson615]

Crystal

Homer or Bart Simpson?

[Asha]

homer, but ewwww...i couldn't with bart bc then i would be pedophile.

courtney cox or jennifer anniston?

[sublime311]

Jennifer

Will Ferrell or Rob Schneider?

[daydreamer]

Will


Charles or Camille?

[amwilson615]

Camille

William or Harry?

[TX Sweetheart]

There's a time I would have said Will, but I gotta go with Harry

Jack Sparrow or Will Turner?

[amwilson615]

Will Turner

Shaq or Kobe?

[TX Sweetheart]

Kobe

Captain Barbossa or Gov. Swann?

(Sorry for the PotC theme... I was just watching it yesterday LOL)

[amwilson615]

Gov. Swann

Rocky or Rambo?

[sublime311]

Rocky

Star Jones or Rosie O'Donnell?

[melmo]

Rosie O'Donnell

Dr. Phil or Maury Povich?

[sublime311]

Maury

Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie?

[amwilson615]

Nicole Richie

Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise?

[sublime311]

Brad Pitt!

Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin (Family Guy)?

[TX Sweetheart]

Homer

Marge or Lois?

[daydreamer]

Marge


Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck?

[TX Sweetheart]

Mickey

Minnie or Daisy?

[sublime311]

Minnie

Dumb rich man or smart poor man?

[IrishMeg]

smart poor man

man who makes you feel pretty or man who makes you feel smart?

[daydreamer]

Well, since I'm more sure I'm smart than pretty, I'll go for pretty even if it's not politically correct.

A man with a full, unruly beard or a man with multiple facial piercings?

[sublime311]

yikes! I'll take the pierced guy, I guess!

a compulsive gambler or occasional drug user?

[daydreamer]

I'll take spinisterhood, thank you. I'll chose occasional drug user (for medical reasons, haha!)

A man with a Yankee accent or a man with a southern accent?

[Molly_Says_Hi_Witchy_Poo!]

this northern girl living in Texas will take the yankee, thank you!

man with herpes or man with genital warts? (ew I know!!!)

[daydreamer]

I'll take warts and all...yuck!

a con artist or a porno star?

[sublime311]

Porn star

Man with foul BO or foul breath?

Ok, ew.

[popculturejunkie]

Yikes, I guess foul breath...

Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson?

[amwilson615]

Pat Robertson

Austin Powers or Sloth (from The Goonies)?

[TX Sweetheart]

eek... hmmm... I guess Austin Powers

George Bush or Jeb Bush?

[amwilson615]

Yuck.

George Bush--just so I could say I "did" the President and, maybe, get him impeached. LOL.

Mark or Donnie Wahlberg?

[daydreamer]

Mark

Britney or Paris?

[maxandmolly]

Britney.

K-Fed or Snoop?

[sublime311]

Tough one, but I'll have to choose Snoop. At least he has talent.

Ventriloquist or a clown?

I'm all about the creepy choices, lately!

[TX Sweetheart]

clown, but only if he didn't actually have the makeup on

Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?

[sublime311]

Jennifer.

Phoebe or Monica?

[maxandmolly]

Moonica-I hate to clean!

Joey or Ross?

[TX Sweetheart]

Ross

Ross or Chandler?

[KaliLily]

Chandler

Carrie or Samantha (from SATC)

[melmo]

Samantha

Charlie Sheen or Hugh Grant?

[daydreamer]

Charlie - gets me closer to his Dad!

Mary Kate or Ashley?

[amwilson615]

Ashley

Raven or the girl or played Rudy?

[TX Sweetheart]

Raven

Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?

[IrishMeg]

Luke

Your FIL or your best friend's father?

[KaliLily]

Best friend's father

Gardener or Pool Boy? ;)

[maxandmolly]

FIL

Your boss or your husband's boss?

[sublime311]

My boss!

Barry Bonds or Babe Ruth?

[maxandmolly]

The Babe

Gardener or Pool Boy?

[sublime311]

Pool Boy (as long as he's not REALLY a "boy"!)

Kurt Russell or Russell Crowe?

[KaliLily]

Kurt Russell

Jack Bauer or Jack Ryan?

[amwilson615]

Jack Bauer

Gilligan or the Skipper?

[Twylla]

Gilligan

Jeff Probst or Phil Keoghan? (Survivor host or Amazing Race host?)

[KaliLily]

Jeff Probst

Survivor's Terry or Aras?

[Twylla]

Hmmm... Aras I think. Or both. Is that an option? lol.

Co-worker or neighbour?

[daydreamer]

co-worker


skoal (sp?) ring guy or nose ring guy?

[Twylla]

nose ring.

Britney or K Fed?

[Nikker]

Britney

Your boss or your assistant?

[PookiePrincess]

Assistant.

From Will and Grace: Jack or Will?

[sublime311]

Will

Lenny or Squiggy?

[SMgal]

Lenny.

George or Kramer?

[sublime311]

Kramer, baby! I like it freaky! Ok, ew.

Laverne or Shirley?

[daydreamer]

Laverne

Laura Petrie or Mary Richards?

[Toonces]

Laura Petrie

Jenny McCarthy or Anna Nicole Smith?

[sublime311]

Jenny

Emeril or Mario Batali?

[Toonces]

Emeril :p

Gilbert Gottfried or Louie Anderson?

[sublime311]

Oh geez. Only because death is not an option - I pick Gilbert. *hurl*

Chevy Chase or Bill Murray?

[Toonces]

Chevy Chase He's actually gotten kind of better w/ age :o

Clint Eastwood or Arnold Schwarzenegger (sp?)?

[sublime311]

Clint.

Andrew Dice Clay or Clay Aiken?

[amwilson615]

Andrew Dice Clay

Tom Hanks or Ron Howard?

[daydreamer]

Ron Howard

Howard Hughes or Howard Cunningham (ok, it's lame, I know)

[sublime311]

Howard Hughes (I can appreciate the genius!)

Butch Cassidy or The Sundance Kid?

[amwilson615]

The Sundance Kid

Arnold or Willis (Different Strokes)?

[daydreamer]

Thankfully, you didn't ask to choose btw the actors, just the characters, because that would have been death. I choose Willis

Batman or Robin?

[amwilson615]

Robin

David Spade or Richie Sambora?

[BumbleB]

eh...David Spade

Steve Martin or Martin Short?

[amwilson615]

Steve Martin

Randy Travis or Harry Connick, Jr?

[daydreamer]

Randy

Bon Jovi or Keith Urban?

[YogaMama]

Bon Jovi

George W. Bush or Al Gore

[amwilson615]

Al Gore

Harry or Lloyd (Dumb and Dumber)?

[daydreamer]

oh boy!....... Harry

Tomkat or Brangelina ?

[sublime311]

Brangelina!

Current Patrick Swayze or George Hamilton?

[amwilson615]

Patrick Swayze

Jet Li or Jackie Chan?

[sublime311]

Jet Li

Leslie Nielsen or Lloyd Bridges?

[amwilson615]

Leslie Nielson

Larry Hagman or Patrick Duffy? (JR or Bobby Ewing?)

[sublime311]

Bobby Ewing!

Captain Picard or Captain Kirk?

[tgr68]

Captain Picard

K-Fed or Cisco Adler?

[amwilson615]

Cisco Adler

Howard Stern or Imus?

[Kimberland30]

Uh...Howard.


Orville Redenbaucher or the old Perdue guy?

[amwilson615]

Orville, baby. lol

Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) or Mick Jagger (Stones)?

[curlyjr]

Steven Tyler

Carrot Top or Woody Allen?

[skyblu]

Woody Allen (Ew, ew!!!! But ANYTHING is better than Carrot top!)

Larry, Curly or Moe? (3 Stooges)

[amwilson615]

Larry

Dog the Bountyhunter or his son, Leland?

[sublime311]

Leland! lol

Mickey Mouse or Goofy? lol

[amwilson615]

Mickey :p

Marky Mark or Donnie (New Kid on the Block) Wahlburg?

[sublime311]

Marky Mark! Those ABS!!

After a hard day at work: Landscapper or fry cook?

[amwilson615]

Landscaper (something about the sweat and dirt being from working outdoors rather than in a greasy kitchen :rolleyes: )

Donald Trump or Bill Gates?

[miaclear]

Donald....he seems like he could be funny.

Ronald McDonald or the Burger King

[sublime311]

Ronald.

David Blaine or Chris Angel?

[miaclear]

Ohhh....David Blaine for sure!

David Bowie or Keith Richards

[sublime311]

David Bowie!

Tommy Lee (Motley Crue) or Axel Rose (GNR)?

[MurphysLaw]

TOMMY LEE!!!! :D:D:D

Vince Neil(Crue) or Slash(GnR) :cool:

[sublime311]

Ew.. Old, bloated Neil or young Neil?? If young Neil, I pick him, otherwise Slash.

Freddy Murcury (Queen) or David Lee Roth?