GAME: Are You Pregnant and Who's The Daddy: Online Pregnancy Test

[LyLMyssChaos]

I got this link from another message board I frequent and it is hilarious:
The Pregnancy Tester (http://thepregnancytester.com/)


It told me that I was pregnant with a boy named Mike Caleb, that will have brown hair and hazel eyes, with a birthday of 12-25-06 at 7:15(that would really stink seeing as how that would make me be pregnant for almost 14 months!) He will weigh 6 lbs. 15 oz, be 21 inches long and the father is Arnold Schwarznegger!
Their comments to me:
"Don't feel bad, you were just wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. It could have happened to anyone."



So find out if you are pregnant and who the daddy is! ;)

[KrissyCat7]

HAHAHAHA, that is funny!

Im having a boy!!!
Your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 12 lbs, 6 oz and have black hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The daddy is Boss Hogg
You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war).

[LDS Angel 19]

This is so wrong, lol....

I'm having a son, Logan Cameron Pope, who weighs in at 12 lbs, 2 ounces, and will be born on Dec 25th, fathered by, you guessed it, the Pope.

that's hot.

[KrissyCat7]

fathered by, you guessed it, the Pope. OH BOY! LOL.

[ManteoChik]

Haha...apparently I'm PG with a boy named Jordan Sean Schwarzenegger who will weigh 11 lbs. 9oz. It looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger must get around cause he's my baby-daddy too! He will be born on Thursday, December 25, 2006 at 7:16pm and will be 21 inches long.

[LyLMyssChaos]

Haha...apparently I'm PG with a boy who will weigh 11 lbs. 9oz. It looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger must get around cause he's my baby-daddy too! He will be born on Thursday, December 25, 2006 at 7:16pm and will be 21 inches long.

It looks like December 25 around 7:15 is gonna be awfully busy, eh?? LOL

[chandy]

:D My 13 lb 13 oz son was fathered by Janet Reno!

[ivansbabe]

That is really funny...and scary! I'm having a red haired boy weighing in at a whopping 13 lbs 8 oz...and that's not the scary part. Arnold Schwarzenegger is that dad! icky.

eta...what's the deal with Arnold, did anyone get a hot celebrity ;)

[tbell]

http://thepregnancytester.com/image/nkid.jpg

According to the site, this is the father of my baby. OK! My baby's name is Christopher Benjamin Neighbor Kid

[LyLMyssChaos]

That Arnie sure is a manwhore, ain't he?? :p

[jp'swife]

LOL!
It's says that I'm prego!
Jill, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 10 lbs, 3 oz 21 inchesand have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Born Thursday December 25th, 2006....at 7:16 in the evening in Chambersburg Hospital, Chambersburg PA.....Sarah Jade

But I think I just puked in my mouth a little....it told me that the daddy is:
Bill Clinton.
I'm feeling lightheaded.
Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.

[HisSpicy]

My baby boy will also be born on December 25, at 7:16- and weigh 6 lbs 16 oz with blond hair and brown eyes. Best part, his daddy is simple "the Pool Guy" - and I was reminded that I'm not supposed to keep fooling around with the hired help! Oh, and my baby's name: Luke Luke Pool Guy. :p

[phoenics]

That Janet gets around - she my baby daddy too.

[LyLMyssChaos]

LOL!
It's says that I'm prego!
Jill, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 10 lbs, 3 oz 21 inchesand have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Born Thursday December 25th, 2006....at 7:16 in the evening in Chambersburg Hospital, Chambersburg PA.....Sarah Jade

But I think I just puked in my mouth a little....it told me that the daddy is:
Bill Clinton.
I'm feeling lightheaded.

That's it Jill...your VRWC membership card is now officially revoked!! ;) :p

[steph111397]

OMG! Too Funny!

Here's mine:

Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 13 lbs, 15 oz and have blonde hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

and the father is....
http://thepregnancytester.com/image/nkid.jpg
The Neighbor Kid

Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .

WOOHOO! :D

Our sons' name will be Daniel Christopher Neighbor Kid - LOL. And he will be born Thursday December 25, 2006 @ 7:16 in the evening.

[jp'swife]

That's it Jill...your VRWC membership card is now officially revoked!! ;) :p

OMG!! I swear.....I did not have sex with that man....Bill Clinton.

[steph111397]

But I think I just puked in my mouth a little....it told me that the daddy is:
Bill Clinton.
I'm feeling lightheaded.


LMAO!!!!!!

[Rosebud]

This is freaking hilarious. :D

Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 6 lbs, 8 oz and have black hair and brown eyes.

The Daddy Is . . .

Fabio
http://thepregnancytester.com/image/fabio1.jpg

You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

[LyLMyssChaos]

OMG!! I swear.....I did not have sex with that man....Bill Clinton.


Surrrrreeeee....you're already starting to talk like him!! ;)

[kmmommy]

Ha ha! This site is too funny!

I'm having a boy also - Hunter Noah O'Reilly - fathered by Bill O'Reilly!

LOL :D

[Happy1]

It says I'm having a 7 lb. 5 oz. girl and the father is...the Mailman. That's hilarious because my DH is known to friends of ours as "The Milkman". Apparently whenever their 2 kids would do something wrong our friends would say they have to be the milkman's kids. One day my DH stopped over there after work to visit (which he did on occassion) and their 4 year old son was looking up at Tim and suddenly his eyes lit up and as he pointed at Tim he said "You're the Milkman!!!" So apparently I married the Milkman and now I'm having the Mailman's kid.:p

Nikki :D

[berry]

I'm going to have a girl!! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 14 lbs, 11 oz and have blonde hair and gray eyes.

and the father is

Dick Cheney

This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way.

NOOOO!!!!!!!!! (runs away screaming!)

[JamBray]

I'm going to be having a girl who will weigh in at 15 lbs, 2 oz and have blonde hair and brown eyes, and the daddy is.............FABIO! :eek: EWWWWW! :p

She's another Dec. 25th babe, and will be named Karen Nicole Fabio. :D

[jp'swife]

What's up with these massive babies we are all having??
eeeeeeek!:eek:

[Adaya]

What's funny is my baby is white....I'm black. But guess who the father is?



Michael Jackson!!! :D :D :D LOL!!! LOL!! Hilarious!!

[mrsface]

Ummmm, it told me the father of my baby girl is PeeWee Herman :eek: :eek: :eek: !!! Can I go home now?!?!

[ajlanden]

OMG---Kill me now, DICK CHENEY IS THE FATHER!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Smittenk]

Love it!!

Here's Mine:

It's A Boy!

Alison, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 16 lbs, 13 oz and have blonde hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

And the father is:

Bill Clinton

Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.

and his name is Caden Anthony

Awwww

[Leilynne]

I'm having a 7lb 14oz girl with blond hair and Grey eyes. She will be born at 7:16 pm on December 25 2006 and the father is Arnold. Apperently she will also be born in Pennsylvania. I guess Arnold and I will be hiding her birth from our spouces. Her name is Amanda Michelle Schwarzenagger.

[Sadie]

Dick Cheney is the father of my baby too! :eek: Elizabeth Hannah, red hair and hazel eyes (which is funny, b/c DH has red hair and hazel eyes...), 12 lbs, 2 oz. (which is so NOT funny....)

Happy1, how did you get off with a normal sized kid? The rest of us are apparently giving birth after about 12 months of pregnancy. :D

[mgrace]

Jack Noah Clinton. That's right Bill Clinton is the Daddy! :)

[tinkerbelljenny]

What's funny is my baby is white....I'm black. But guess who the father is?

Michael Jackson!!!
LOL! That is probably the funniest thing I have ever read! I can't stop laughing.

[tinkerbelljenny]

Bill Clinton is my baby's father too!

[salysaturn]

hee hee...I took it once, and I wasn't preggers(true), took it a second time, and yup...I am now "preggers" I guess the first was a false negative...Here's my baby info :

you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 1 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!


Can I switch the daddy!?!?!?



Dick Cheney

This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way.

[Adaya]

Dick Cheney

This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way.


LOL!! :D That's too funny...

[jmvan74]

I'm having a boy on December 25, 2006! Welcome Jacob Daniel Reno!
Janet Reno is the Daddy! I tried to find a new daddy and got pee wee herman! I'm not sure which is worse! LOL! This kid is going to way 13lbs 2oz and have brown hair and blue eyes.

[salysaturn]

too bad I forgot to see when I was due :(

[salysaturn]

I took another test. I am having a girl with Wild Bill Clinton :( I'm not even that into politics.

salysaturn, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 10 lbs, 11 oz and have blonde hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!


Jean Courtney Christmas evening.

[artist]

WHEN did I have sex with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

:eek: :confused: :mad: :eek: :confused: :mad:

[Myra]

So, am I the only one who got the "you are not pregnant" result?

[artist]

This is so wrong, lol....

I'm having a son, Logan Cameron Pope, who weighs in at 12 lbs, 2 ounces, and will be born on Dec 25th, fathered by, you guessed it, the Pope.

that's hot.

LMAO!:D :D :D

[keska]

Dang! My baby girl is going to weigh 14lbs, 15oz.!!! I'm truly scared. But the scariest part? The father is Peewee Herman! :eek: What was I thinking?!

[salysaturn]

So, am I the only one who got the "you are not pregnant" result?


No. I orginally got that as well. I sat real still the second time.

[kugrrly]

I am having a boy named Jackson Justin Nader. That Ralphie Nader is something else!! :)

[gayle]

What a total riot.

Grace Amy Clinton, 16 1bs 9 ozs, born, Dec. 25 2006.

Yeah, and the mother is now dead from giving birth to a watermelon.

[Sposa06]

OMG, this is hilarious! I will be giving birth to the spawn of Janet Reno on Dec. 25, 2006 at 7:16 in the evening. Evan James Reno will have brown hair, gray eyes, weigh 10 pounds, 14 ounces, be 21 inches long, and develop a sudden affinity for ill-fitting power suits and dance parties (the last two are my own personal predictions)!

[Jen1098]

LOL

I have a beautiful baby boy Christopher Tyler Herman 10 lbs-the father is none other than Pee Wee himself.

:eek:

[houseblend]

your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 16 lbs, 13 oz

Dang! I don't envy you!!!

Am I the only one that tested and got a BFN?

http://thepregnancytester.com/image/baby_no.gif

[BTB]

My first test said "not preggo". I hit the retest button and, Christmas Day 2006, will be the proud mother of a 14 lb, 4 oz boy (yeouch!) named Daniel Nathan Jackson... fathered by Michael Jackson. (BTB is not my lover, she's just a girl who claims that I am the one. But the kid is not my son.)

But hang on a second - a baby born Christmas Day, assuming s/he's on time, is conceived late March/early April. So there's still time to avoid all Michael Jackson concerts, the Neverland Ranch, the Boys' Club, and Pluto.

[Katy]

Katy, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 13 lbs, 7 oz (yowzers!) and have blonde hair (so much for recessive genes) and green eyes.

OMG! The daddy is (horrors abound!) Dick Cheney http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/shocker.gif

This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way....yeah, that must've been it :hanging head in shame:

[salysaturn]

Boy ol' Dick gets around :(

[salysaturn]

test # 3 Ralph Nader

[salysaturn]

I give up.

[Tracie]

Yup, I'm pregnant, and with the neighbor kid's baby! I guess that explains the brown eyes.... :D

It was disheartening to know I'm not going to give birth until December, considering I'm about nine months pregnant now... :mad:

[Winter Biscuit]

Damn. :)

Winter Biscuit, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 6 lbs, 5 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

And yep, the Pope himself fathered this one too. It totally cracks me up because I'm Catholic and all I could think was, "Eh, guess I'm not the only one indulging in guilty pleasures one last time before Lent begins" :D :eek: :D ;)

[hockeybrat]

I don't remember my due date but I am having a little boy fathered by the Pope. Can I get a Holy Schnikies! :eek:

[lovebugs2003]

Ok first Bill Clinton was the father, changed that pretty quickly, got Arnold Shwarnegger (sp?), couldn't handle that, NEXT!! Boss Hogg, not into that, so I settled on the Neighbour Kid. Good head of hair!!!!!!

[bunny nose]

Oh my- this site is scary. First there was no pregnancy detected. But I'm due in two weeks.

Then- oh it gets good. I am having a girl on Dec 25 at 7:16PM. Her name is Sophie Laura (pretty). But oh my Michael Jackson is the dad. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHH!

[DiscoDiva]

I'm pregnant with a beautiful blonde haired, blue-eyed little boy, 7 lbs. 12 oz. His name will be Benjamin Andrew Pool Guy.

The father is the Pool Guy and he is totally hot!!

[bciob22]

Boy ol' Dick gets around :(



And not just Cheny either:D :D :D :D


O.K. my DD Chloe Melanie will be born Christmas Day weighing 9 lb 2 oz, 21" long. Her daddy Pee Wee and I are so proud. BTW you will all be able to read all the details in next weeks Enquire since I had a hysterectomy 5 years ago:eek:

[GeekGirl]

Oh my- this site is scary. First there was no pregnancy detected. But I'm due in two weeks.

Then- oh it gets good. I am having a girl on Dec 25 at 7:16PM. Her name is Sophie Laura (pretty). But oh my Michael Jackson is the dad. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHH!

That rat bastard. He's fathering my child too! :mad: :p

[stevesbabygirl]

Heather, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 13 lbs, 11 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

And daddy is:

http://thepregnancytester.com/image/poolguy.jpg
The Pool Guy

Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...

ETA: I clicked "choose a different daddy" and I got Pee Wee Herman! So my son's name is Gabriel Jordan Herman.

[fastlayne224]

WOOHOO!!!! I am preggers and my baby daddy is none other than Fox news anchorman Bill O'Reilly.........I guess when I entered the No Spin Zone, I must of been overcome with passion. Our bouncing baby boy is due to enter this world 12/25/2006 at 7:16 P.M. His name will be Sean Aidan O'Reilly (I like the name, actually) I wonder now that Bill and I have done the horizontal tango if he is going to send me one of his books......

[bunny nose]

That rat bastard. He's fathering my child too!


OMG! How could he? I never knew about you. Let's get together and get the bastard! LOL

Karen

[suzfuzsunflower]

You're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 8 lbs, 4 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The father is...PeeWee Herman! Ugh...that's gross.

Her name is Chloe Stephanie Herman

That is a weird site!

[Adaya]

That rat bastard. He's fathering my child too! :mad: :p

Snapping my fingers and rolling my neck.....

Oh no he didn't!! He my baby daddy too!!

LOL!! :D

[Twylla]

I'm with child too!

"Twylla, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 12 lbs, 10 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold."

And the father is....
Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Don't feel bad, you were just wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. It could have happened to anyone."

Hi name? Jonathan Hunter Schwarzenegger. Whew!

ETA: seriously? 12 lbs, 10 oz... please Arnie, no!!!!!!!

[Esq.]

The Pope has been busy...

Kyrsten, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 14 lbs, 9 oz and have red hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Her name is Sue Cassie Pope (WTF?!), and you guessed it, born on December 25, 2006.

Funny thing is I am pg, and I have red hair and green eyes. Let's just hope the 14 lb thing is way off base. :eek:

[Reenie]

Okay, WHAT the...

first, I get a 16 lb. 4 oz. blonde child and then I find out Dick Cheney is the father?! I mean, really, I would have to be a surrogate, surely, right? So I changed the father because, ahem, well just because. And I end up with the POPE! So, I have some bigger issues to work on here than parenting, doncha think? ;)

[Leilynne]

This time I'm having a boy and this one looks like me red hair and blue eyes. He is going to be 14 lbs!!!! (shudder:eek: ) His name is Logan William. The father is Fabio (shudder :eek: )

[Sare79]

I'm pregnant with Connor Jack Neighbour Kid, weighing in at 9 lbs 4 oz. Considering the options, Neighbour kid's not bad.

[Ilovemygeek]

I am having a girl, Lauren Jenny, who will be 12lb 11oz and the father is Fabio. Who comes up with this kind of stuff? :eek:

[Tonysweetie]

Well first it told me I was pregnant and told me to re-test and got this...

Leslie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 8 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Oh please girlfriend, how could you? Have you no standards? Have you lost your mind? Have you had second thoughts, feelings of shame, or an STD test?


YIKES!!!

[Mrs U]

You're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 15 oz and have red hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Holy Moses!:eek:

The daddy is the Mailman! Uh-oh, your dalliance with the mailman is catching up with you. How are you going to explain this 'Special Delivery' to your hubby?

[Neen]

Janeen, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 11 oz and have blonde hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Father: Dick Cheney (that's just nasty!!)

This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way.

His name is Benjamin Daniel (I actually like that name!)

[IrisHope]

I'm having a daughter with Pee Wee Herman.

[MsPeachy]

I'm having a 6 lbs, 13 oz baby boy (whew! not a watermelon!) with brown hair and brown eyes on the same day as everyone else. That's going to be one busy hospital!

Dad is Fabio (could have been worse)

Named Joseph Gavin Fabio

I actually like Joseph Gavin - not too shabby.

[sparkle&shine]

Damn Pool Guy! I should have known....

Logan Elijah Pool Guy is coming Christmas day and he will weigh 16 lbs 13 oz :eek:

[bethnjim]

I'm having a bouncing baby boy with Fabio! I am SUPER excited!!:D

Wow, just read that the baby will be 11lb 11oz. I don't know who the mother is going to be with that size of baby because I ain't pushing it out!:cool:

[DelSol]

Another one for the Pope!


Dana, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 13 lbs, 2 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Daddy~
The Pope

Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.

Born~
December 25, 2006

Named~
Hunter Austin Pope

[Jenyfer9]

I finally got my girl :rolleyes:

Zoe Sue Pool Guy.

[MrsD108]

MrsD108, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 5 oz and have black hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! The daddy is the neighbor kid but that was after I changed it . My husband is snipped so I have some explaining to do LOL

[WisWis]

First time:
Our remote testing didn't detect any apparent signs of pregnancy.

Second time (just to be sure):
Pregnant. Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 12 oz and have blonde hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! The daddy is ... the mailman!

15 lbs - that's three times what I weighed when I was born! Yikes!

[kimthebride]

Apparently Janet Reno is the father of my child (not that I am pg, but that's besides the point).
He's due December 25th and will weigh 6lbs 11oz with brown hair & blue eyes.
His name will be Jackson Gavin Reno.
Hilarious! I totally don't remember having sex with JR! :confused: :p

[BooeyJ2]

LOL, here's mine:

You're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 12 lbs, 4 oz and have black hair and brown eyes.

Uh-oh, your dalliance with the mailman is catching up with you. How are you going to explain this 'Special Delivery' to your hubby?

Name: Kate Emma Mailman




LOL, well the "girl with black hair and brown eyes" part was right ;)

[Kanga]

you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 10 lbs, 11 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Katie Natalie Nader. Yup, that's as in Ralph Nader. I also got the pope :eek: , Bill Clinton, and Dick Cheney. What's with all the politicians anyways? They never were my type, and now they knocked me up.

[HeatherFL]

LOL it was dead on with me...

http://thepregnancytester.com/image/baby_no.gif

No pregnancy detected
Our remote testing didn't detect any apparent signs of pregnancy. Because there is always a small margin of error during remote testing operations, we strongly recommend that you verify the results with a re-test. To do this, click the "Re-Test" button below.

I do not want kids, so I will stick with that result LOL.

Heather

[kadee_29]

The first time I got "no pregnancy detected". Ummm wrong. LoL

Second time I got...your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 16 lbs, 15 oz (I so don't think so) and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Samuel Luke Clinton born on December 25 at 7:16 p.m.

Damn Bill Clinton and his cheatin ass.

[kadee_29]

Kristen , you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 16 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Karen Cassie Pope....and I'm not even catholic. What is up with the big assed babies though. That is more than 10 pounds over what my son weighed. :eek:

[allyray231]

baby boy will weigh about 15 lbs, 15 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes.

The daddy is the mailman ;)

[Michelle]

No pregnancy detected for me either. Kind of odd since I am due in October! :)

[sunshineab622]

um, ok .... I am preg (for real) with a girl (just like it picked) 9 lbs & 12 oz ... oh my .... fathered by Janet Reno ewwwwww then I clicked to pick another daddy & it came up with PEE WEE HERMAN :doing pee wee dance on bar with big white shoes on:

[Paula R]

P, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 7 lbs, 6 oz and have blonde hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Logan Caleb Jackson. My baby's daddy is Jesse Jackson:eek:

[Katybug236]

OH NO!!!!! My baby's daddy is
http://thepregnancytester.com/image/cheney.jpg
This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way.

[KaliLily]

Oh my! I'm pregnant with Jesse Jackson's baby boy! And he's going to weigh 14 lbs 13 oz! :eek:

Funny really, considering AF arrivved this morning. ;)

ETA: I tried it again and now I'm pregnant with Bill O'Reilly's son! :eek: :eek: :eek:

"Girl, you got no class. Plus we hear that Bill is going to sue you for stealing his 'patriotic bodily fluids' as well as demanding 65% of the kid's future earnings."

[lawyerlee]

I'm pregnant by Jesse Jackson! :eek:

Wow, talk about "Family Values". As Jesse would say, "The implications of my impregnations has caused contemplation across the nation!"

Our baby is a girl named Jean Melissa Jackson, and she weighs 8 pounds, 3 ounces, and is 21 inches long.

Funny really, considering AF arrivved this morning.
Same here! LOL :D

[Sazoo]

My 13 lb. 9 oz. :eek: baby boy was fathered by Fabio...EEW! :p

[udsweetpea]

I'm with child too! Tara Jade Neighbor Kid will be born on December 25, 2006 and weigh 12 lbs. 11 ounches. Neighbor Kid knocked me up too!

[Rose]

No baby on board for me.

[Etoile]

Ralph Nader is my baby daddy!

Brooke Jean Nader, will be born on Christmas 2006 and weigh over 13 lbs. Yowch.

[popculturejunkie]

The Pope and I are proud parents-to-be of a beautiful baby boy named Gavin Andrew. Ah, my Catholic mom will be so pleased (horrified?) to hear the news!

[JayJay]

Jessica, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 9 lbs, 3 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!


http://thepregnancytester.com/image/babyboy.jpg

My baby was actually cute! Gavin Jonathon, son of the neighbor kid....eh, not so bad! :)

[tgr68]

The Neighbor Kid and I going to be the proud parents of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 12 lbs, 15 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

My baby is identical to Mrs. Jackon's. Here's a pic of the daddy.
http://thepregnancytester.com/image/nkid.jpg

[JLRenheos]

http://thepregnancytester.com/results.html



http://thepregnancytester.com/view_father.html

[Toonces]

Eeeewww.... I'm pregnant with Fabio's DD who will weigh 11lbs 5oz :eek: when born and will be named Melissa Chloe Fabio. :p

[LeslieandPaul]

I will have a 14 lb 3 oz baby girl with brown hair and green eyes, named Rachel Emma Hogg (her daddy is Boss Hogg from Dukes of Hazzard :p), and born Dec 25, 2006 at 7:16 pm in Pennsylvania.

[SpanishRose]

It's a Girl!

Melissa Claire Pope
12lbs 1oz 21inches

Proud Parents: SpanishRose and The Pope

Wrong on some many levels :)

[Squee]

I got that I wasnt preggo first time but it asked if I wanted to re-test and this time I am! haha this is too funny!

Stephanie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 13 lbs, 4 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Ohhh my! The father is...
Fabio
You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

I forgot to add his name

John Cameron Fabio..haha thats my DHs name!
LMAO

[Squee]

ARRRRRGHHHH I just re did the test with my name just as Steph and THIS is my baby boys father...

http://thepregnancytester.com/image/jackson1.jpg
Michael Jackson

OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.

hahahahaha!

[twiceasnice]

Ugh! Not pregnant, story of my life.

Oh well, at least I don't have some creepy celeb following me around for the rest of my life.

[miaclear]

First I wasn't... after a retest:

Amy, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 13 lbs, 15 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
http://thepregnancytester.com/image/babygirl.jpg

And the daddy....

The Pool Guy (I'll take it)
http://thepregnancytester.com/image/poolguy.jpg

[sublime311]

Kelli, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 11 lbs, 11 oz and have blonde hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

My baby's name is Emma Katie Fabio... lol

[TX Sweetheart]

I'm having a boy! He'll weigh 8 lbs 13 oz and be born on December 25, 2006... his name? Nathan Michael Schwarzenegger.

Oh and he'll have blonde hair and blue eyes...