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Sand
01-07-2006, 08:14 AM
from dailycandy.com:

Severe winter weather has transformed your once-dewy complexion into a chapped nightmare. Dry, flaky, textured like sandpaper. How to break it to you gently? Your face looks like ass.

Don’t fight it. Just treat it like one.

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Nothing soothes water-starved faces like A+D diaper rash cream. (Yes, really. Sometimes salvation comes in the most unlikely forms.) Cortisone may fight flakiness. All those prettily packaged hopes-in-a-jar may smell great. But there’s a tiny miracle in A+D’s magical blend of zinc oxide and aloe. And it costs a mere six bucks.

One smear and your skin will be as soft and flawless as — sorry, but we couldn’t resist — a baby’s bottom.

looch
01-07-2006, 04:34 PM
That A&D ointment is very versatile. I have heard it's good for zits and cuticles too!

sportyj
01-07-2006, 07:37 PM
Only YOU sand would start a thread entitled "Butt Face" - Classic...

Sand
01-09-2006, 10:05 AM
:) I'm here to amuse...

princesse
01-09-2006, 04:21 PM
I love it:-) What about butt elbows and butt feet??? Butt knees?

Did you ever hear someone referred to as a butter face? "She's a really nice girl, 'but 'er face......."

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