Favorite Movie Lines

[Rose]

I was just walking through the kitchen and one of the lines from You've Got Mail popped into my head. When Tom Hanks is describing his Aunt and Brother to Meg Ryan and he says "We are an American family". Tom Hanks delivery always makes me laugh.

What are some of your favorites?

[KarenS]

Oh gosh. We have dozens that pepper our every day conversation.

He's a looney!

You mock my pain! (I use that on DH a lot and he responds with: )

Life is pain, Princess. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.

It's ... a SHRUBBERY!

Don't you think that's a little excessive? Who dresses you anyway?

Oh my goodness. It looks like we've got us a natural disaster.

Bumbling Dad Stuns Crowd!

Deadly Storm Threatens Village! Village Spared Deadly Storm!

There's no crying in baseball! There's no *crying* in *baseball*!!

This game is supposed to be fun. We're having *FUN*, g-ddamnit.

It's a Major Award!

I triple dog dare ya!

So ... um .. yeahhhh ....

There are tons more. We're movie freaks, so we are always throwing around movie quotes. (Bonus points to anyone who can name the movies! :))

karen

[Rose]

There's no crying in baseball! There's no *crying* in *baseball*!!

I only know this one since I am a Tom Hanks fan but it's on the tip of my toungue. Lol.

DH always will through out a line and want me to guess.

[dollface]

'I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. '

[elladee]

There's no crying in baseball! There's no *crying* in *baseball*!!
That's one of my favorites as well.

ETA: We do these, too!
You mock my pain! (I use that on DH a lot and he responds with: )
Life is pain, Princess. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.

[Rose]

I love Say Anything! Lloyd Dobler.

[houseblend]

Most of mine are actually from You've Got Mail (it's my insomnia movie):

"Thank your"

"The odd thing about this form of communication is that you're more likely to talk about nothing than something, but I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many somethings. So thanks."

"I would send you a bouquet of newly-sharpened pencils..."

I could go on and on... :D


I also love, "Sandy?!? Danny?!?" :o

[amd1005]

"We're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B."

"Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler..."

"Ahh, I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday, too... "

"What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindaf-in'rella"

"Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now."

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? "

"Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."

"Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour. "

"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant. "

I know I have more, but that's all I can think of for now...

[kam]

From Swingers:
Mikey, you're so money and you don't even know it.
Mikey, is he cute? Is he brown? Would he like to join us for a cocktail? Is he
polite? Is he clean? Have him take off his shoes. Don't let him go!

[juliemag]

"We're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B."

"Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler..."

"Ahh, I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday, too... "

"What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindaf-in'rella"

"Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now."

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? "

"Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."

"Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour. "

"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant. "

I know I have more, but that's all I can think of for now...

those are many of my favorites too! :D Good choice.

Napoleon dynamite:
- Whatever I FEEL like I wanna do - GOSH!
- It's a slesdggehammer.
- I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious. I mean, we chat online for like 2 hours every day.
- Get off Napoleon, and make yourself a dang quesadiLLa.

My cousin vinny:
- Are you ssuuuuuuree? I'm pos-i-tif.
- A 1963 Pontiac Tempest
- They've gotten thicka ova the yeaaarrs.

My big fat greek wedding:
- It's a bundt. A Bonk? Bunnn-T. BUNT!!
- What do you MEAN you dont eat NO MEAT? (pause)....Ohh, it's ok - I make Lamb! Come! Come!
- Come, come, go, go, sit, sit.

all I can think of for now!

[KarenS]

My cousin vinny:
Oh yeah ... a favorite.

Dese two yutes.

Are you mockin' me, son?

Oh yeah. Like you blend!

[HeatherFL]

"Get busy living, or get busy dying. Damn right." (or damn straight?)

Red played by Morgan Freeman in Shawshank Redemption.

[CheartsQ]

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."-Dirty Dancing

"Oh, the bend-n-snap! Works every time!"-Legally Blonde

"We're in the office, baby."-Training Day

Gosh, we watch movies all the time...i can't believe I can't think of any more!

Chinelle

:)

[greenbunny]

I only know this one since I am a Tom Hanks fan but it's on the tip of my toungue. Lol.

DH always will through out a line and want me to guess.

A League of Their Own. That's my dad's favorite line from a movie.

Every time someone retires here at work they have cake, and this one guy and I do the cake routine.

"But--but-- last time, there was cake, and I did not get a piece, and I had to pass it..."

[Myra]

Why do you hate the Colonel, Dad?
He puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartass.

Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

And many, many lines from Anchorman--see signature.

[bellaprincess]

Goodfellas:
"Do I look I like a f'ing clown? Am I here to f'ing amuse you"

Anchorman:
" Como estan bitches? Spanish language news is here."

"You have a dirty whorish mouth."

[Hangin'in]

*Big mistake. Big. Huge.* ~Pretty Woman

*If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me!* ~Steel Magnolias

*Did I step into a patch of bad lighting?* ~I've completely forgotten the name of this movie!

[meatpie]

Oh gosh. We have dozens that pepper our every day conversation.

He's a looney!

You mock my pain! (I use that on DH a lot and he responds with: )

Life is pain, Princess. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.

It's ... a SHRUBBERY!

Don't you think that's a little excessive? Who dresses you anyway?

Oh my goodness. It looks like we've got us a natural disaster.

Bumbling Dad Stuns Crowd!

Deadly Storm Threatens Village! Village Spared Deadly Storm!

There's no crying in baseball! There's no *crying* in *baseball*!!

This game is supposed to be fun. We're having *FUN*, g-ddamnit.

It's a Major Award!

I triple dog dare ya!

So ... um .. yeahhhh ....

There are tons more. We're movie freaks, so we are always throwing around movie quotes. (Bonus points to anyone who can name the movies! :))

karen

Karen - We should share favorite movie titles.

From Princess Bride
You mock my pain! (I use that on DH a lot and he responds with: )

Life is pain, Princess. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.


Is this Holy Grail?
It's ... a SHRUBBERY!

Bull Durham This game is supposed to be fun. We're having *FUN*, g-ddamnit.

Don't you think that's a little excessive? Who dresses you anyway?

Oh my goodness. It looks like we've got us a natural disaster.

Some of my favorites:
"I'm thinking of becoming an alcoholic" - Teri Garr in Let It Ride
"You can't handle the truth" - Jack in A few Good Men
"HEED. PANTS. NOW" - So I Married An Axe Murderer
"Hey! Where the White Women At?" - Blazing Saddles
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges." Blazing again
"You boys like Mexico?!?!" - Really stupid but fun movie called Super Troopers

[kris97]

I gave her my heart, and she gave me - a pen.

Love John Cusack!!!!

I carried a watermelon. I carried a watermelon?!

Another favorite.

Oh, and just about anything from Office Space.

[Littlelamb11]

"You're KILLING me Smalls." (The Sandlot)

"earmuffs" (Old School)

"This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Have you any idea of what the street value of this mountain is?"

and

“Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.” (Better off Dead)

[larslobster]

"This is a great town. It stinks, but it's a great town." (Joe vs the Volcano, referring to L.A.)

"This trial is a sham. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of two travesties of a mockery of a sham." (Bananas)

"This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good." (Lilo & Stitch)

"That is incredibly jejune.

- That's jejune?
- Jejune!

You have the temerity to say that I'm talking to you out of jejunosity?" (Love and Death)

“Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be.” ( Office Space)

[yby1]

Anything from Office Space or Clerks.

I've been quoting Pootie Tang a whole lot lately:

"Dirty Dee, you're a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!"

"Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You're goin', "What the hell is this?" and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, Promptly kicks your ass and you still won't know what happened to you! "

and Total Recall too. "I am Quaid." - it's so fun to quote the Governator.

oh and ... "Uuummmm, this is a tasty burger" from Pulp Fiction. :)

[gantry_g]

"Life moves by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in while, you could miss it."

[JamBray]

"You want it, you WANT IT?! HERE, EAT IT, EAT IT 'TILL YOU CHOKE! YOU. SICK. TWISTED F**K!" (Misery)

"Wendy, gimme the bat. Gimme the bat Wendy. I'm not going to hurt you, I'm just going to bash your brains in, I'm going to bash them right the f*** in." (The Shining)

More John Cusack movies:

"Hey my brother, can I borrow a copy of your "Hey Soul Classics"?
"No, my brother, you have to go buy your own." (Say Anything)

"I want my two dollars!" (Better Off Dead)

"Hey Jenny Slater. Hey Jenny Slater. Hey Jenny Slater." (Grosse Pointe Blank)

[Whitters20]

"You're KILLING me Smalls." (The Sandlot)

We use this one too!

I'm also a user of "There's no crying in baseball"

And:
"I'm your Huckleberry" from Tombstone (Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday)

from Steel Magnolias "My colors are blush and bashful." "Your colors are pink and pink." (Shelby and M'Lynn)

[lml41981]

"What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy."

"Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, G-d gets quite irate."

"Oh Lord, please don't burn us/Don't grill or toast your flock/Don't put us on the barbecue/Or simmer us in stock/Don't braise or bake or boil us/Or stir-fry us in a wok/Oh please don't lightly poach us/Or baste us with hot fat/Don't fricassee or roast us/Or boil us in a vat/And please don't stick thy servants Lord/In a Rotiss-o-mat."

[TLynn]

"I am Jack's raging bile duct" - Fight Club

Just about EVERY LINE from Office Space ~

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob

Bill Lumbergh: Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Sh*t, no, man. I believe you'd get your @ss kicked sayin' something like that, man.

"And may the schwartz be with you!" - Spaceballs

[ginad724]

“That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the f**k up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.”

- Uma Thurman as Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction

[sublime311]

Ok, totally not a movie, but it's on DVD (does that count?):
Stewie, after being rolled upon by Peter: "Smells like cheese."

From The Outsiders:
1. Dallas: "Let's do it for Johnny, man. We'll do it for Johnny!"
2. Johnny: "Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold."
3. Little girl: "Hey mister, you got a dime?"

From A Few Good Men:
1. Kaffee: "Oh, spare me the psychobabble father bullshit."
2. Col. Jessep: "Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say."

From Barefoot in the Park:
1. Corie Bratter: "Six days does not a week make."

And pretty much anything from A Christmas Story, Christmas Vacation, and Office Space.

ETA: My DH is a movie quoting maniac. Right after watching any new movie, he has several new quotes to add to his repertoire. :rolleyes: It can drive a girl crazy!

[MichelleRenee]

Since it is late and I can't sleep I'm sure I can think up a bunch. We are also Office Space fanatics.

Just in case someone hasn't tried it, watch it with closed captions on. Milton mumbles a lot of funny things that you just can't quite make out...

"Ummmm yeahhhh, it's about 10:00...." "yeahhhh, it's Bill Lumburgh, just wonderin where you are" "ummmm, yeahhhhhh"

"PC load letter?? What the f*** does that mean??"

"It's a jump to conclusions mat... you see, it's this mat with all these conclusions on it that you could jump to."

"Miiiister Aaannderson....." (I say this to my friend whose last name is Anderson all the time)

"...on a stupid BOAT, wearing a stupid HAT...."

"I'd rather be his whore than your wife..."

"Yeah... him I've heard of...." (in that cute British accent)

"DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMMIN OUT OF MY MOUTH??"

"You are the worst pirate I've ever seen..."

"That is the best pirate I've ever seen..."

Will: "You cheated!"
Jack: "Pirate!!"

I second the "badges? We don't need no stinkin badges" but it's actually from a different movie: "Treasure of the Sierra Madre"

Classic: "Here's lookin at you, kid"

"He said GOrillas, not GUER, GO.... HUGE difference!!!"

[MichelleRenee]

OMG, how could I forget? From my living on campus days:

"CARL.... good to SEE you.."

"Shampoo is betta... I go on first and CLEAN the hair. Conditioner is betta. I go one last and make the hair silky and smooth."

"Stop looking at me swan!!"

"Just give me a snack pack!"

"You are not cool... unless you pee your pants"

[JuliaK]

Every morning when DH leaves for work, I tell him Castle as in "Have fun storming the castle"

"In-con-cievable"-complete with lisp

[charliezangel]

"Nothing is final until you are dead, and even then I'm sure God negotiates."

From Ever After

[charliezangel]

"Are you touching my ass? Cuz if you are, it's ok"

"I'd rather be his whore than your wife..."

I'm wracking my brain to think of what movie this comes from. I can here the accent and see the characters...but i can't think of the damn movie.

[sublime311]

"I'd rather be his whore than your wife..."
I'm wracking my brain to think of what movie this comes from. I can here the accent and see the characters...but i can't think of the damn movie.
Titanic! :D

[JillyBean]

"You're KILLING me Smalls." (The Sandlot)
DH says this to me all the time. I say "FOR-EV-ER" alot.

"Fra-gile. Must be Italian"- from A Christmas Story. Has to be said anytime I see something labeled Fragile.

"It's frickin freezing in here Mr. Bigglesworth." - Austin Powers

[sublime311]

DH says this to me all the time. I say "FOR-EV-ER" alot.
lol Me too! Actually, I don't think I have ANYTHING original to say! DH is rubbing off on me!

[Photobug]

"Would you say I have a plethora of presents? Heffe, do you know what a plethora is?"

"When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left."

"Yes, yes, you're very smart. Now shut up."

"I can't think about that now, I'll think about it tomorrow."

[Rose]

I second the "badges? We don't need no stinkin badges" but it's actually from a different movie: "Treasure of the Sierra Madre"

I prefer the line from Troop Beverly Hills, my all time favorite. "Patches, we don't need no stinkin patches." :o

[KrissyCat7]

"Im gonna go throw up now" - Meet the Parents
"Are you a pothead Foucker?"- Meet the Parents
"Congratulation Jism"- American Wedding

[gayle]

"Can't say that I've been missing it, Bob"


"Buehler, Buehler"

"He's not Jesus Christ, he's just a very naughty boy"

[UTChick]

Most of my favorites have already been mentioned here (Office Space, Old School, Anchorman, etc), but this is one DH and I say a lot:

"I. WAS. RUNNIN'!"

We always say this when one of us gets back from running with our dog and he passes out on the hardwood floor. Yes, we are huge dorks. :o

[Juniper]

I've been quoting Pootie Tang a whole lot lately:

I love Pootie Tang yby1. My favorite line, and I never get it completely right..

"Just because a girl like to dress fancy and stand on a street corner, you think she's a hooker?!?!"


The other ones I quote alot are from Friday

"You ain't got to lie Craig, you ain't got to lie"

"You ain't catchin' no crackhead"

I also love Adam Sandler movies

"You can do it allll night long"
"Thats high quality H2O"
"tttttoday Junior!!"

[JamBray]

So many from The Holy Grail:

"Run away, run away!"

"What's he do? Nibble your bum?"

"You've got no arms left."
"Yes I have."
"Look"!
"It's just a flesh wound."


"Mis-ter Anderson!" (The Matrix movies)

[stevesbabygirl]

Shut up Craig, I'm walking down the aisle, you d*ck - A Night at the Roxbury, love that line!

Cameron is so tight, you could stick a lump of coal up his ass, and in two weeks, you'd have a diamond - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[quest]

"I have a head for business, and a bod for sin...anything wrong with that?" (Working Girl)

"You cute little Country Baby!" (Baby Boom)

[Zelda Von Yitz]

Don't forget these:

"Anything that travels that far should have a stewardess on it!" - Crash Davis, Bull Durham

"My plastic surgeon told me to avoid any sport where balls fly at my nose."
"There goes your social life..." - Clueless

"This one time? at band camp..." - Michelle Flannery (a myriad of times), American Pie

"Can you hear this? I'll turn it UP for you!" - The Breakfast Club

[red_canuck]

Hubby and I have a gazillion, but can't think of them on the spot!

"Waaaaa-ter sucks, it really really sucks!" - Water Boy

"Ash-HOLE!" - Meet the fockers

"I'm getting wet just thinking about it" - Mystery Alaska

"oh, BILLY!" - Billy Madison

"That is most non-non-heinous" - Bill and Ted's excellent adventure

"Dude, where's my car?" "Where's your car dude?" - Dude, where's my car ;)

"lo-hooser" - Ace Ventura

"Sloth...CHUNK!" - Goonies

"whoever said Orange is the ne wpink, is seriously disturbed!" - Legally Blonde

"Your intrails will become your extrails.... PAIN lots and lots of PAIN" - Knight's tale

"Do, or do not. Ther eis no try" - Star Wars

"When, 600 years old you become, look as good you will not!" - Star Wars

"That was totally WICKED!!" - The Incredibles

'Woman, where's my super suit?!" - The Incredibles

"putting on the foil! we're putting on the foil!" - Slapshot

"Uh -oh, somebody's cloooser!" - Happy Gilmor

[Zelda Von Yitz]

"Take them to the Iron Maiden!"
"COOOL!"
"This is the Iron Maiden."
"Ugh. Bogus."
(Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure)

"Garth, take me!"
"Where? It's cold and you don't even have a sweater!"-Wayne's World

"What? You mean you've never double clicked your mouse?" -Jessica, American Pie

[KarenS]

'Woman, where's my super suit?!" - The IncrediblesLOL. One I use with DH all the time from The Incredibles:

I am your *wife*! I am the greatest good you will *ever* know!

Karen

[JayJay]

That ain't sand, that's kitty litter!--Little Rascals

[trefoil]

A gun rack? What am I going to do with a gun rack? I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.

Yeah, well this is my wish. My dream. And it didn't come true. So, I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.

What's your damage, Heather?

If he stands up, we'll all stand up. It'll be anarchy. It's out of my hands.

[miel]

I love Scorcese's 'Afterhours' and especially where the bald German guys says to the nebbishy American guy "lack of discipline?"

Occasionally we quote from Blue Velvet: F the f-ity f! and 'F Heinken! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

I also like "Apocalypse Now" and "The Godfather" and know lots of lines from those too...but don't use them that much..."I love the smell of napalm in the morning..." Etc.

We also say a lot of lines in my family from Mel Brooks movies "candygram for Mongo" and "A wed wose? For me?" and "Would you like to have a roll in the hay?" and "Alright! He was my boyfriend!"

But you kind of have to be there.

But geek that I am, my very favorite is Monty Python. We are always saying things like "BUT WHAT HAVE THE ROMANS EVER DONE FOR US? The Aquaduct? OK, besides the aquaduct."

And "It's the People's Front of Judea! No, the Judean People's Front!"

I was trying to make a joke with these people and say "huuuuuge tracts of land" (from the Holy Grail) and they totally didn't get it!

The show is naturally very funny to quote from. "Safer food!"

What will become of us when people no longer remember the lines from the Holy Grail? ?????????????

Oh, God, you don't know what I'm talking about, do you? (Hangs head in shame.)

[Brandy]

"I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a f*%#ed up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours. " - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

[Zelda Von Yitz]

"Whaa's hooopenin hot stuff?" - Long Duck Dong, Sixteen Candles

"How would you like a knuckle sandwich?"
"No thanks. I'm waiting for a Double Chubby Chuck." - American Graffiti

[JamBray]

"She didn't tell you about the gold pumps?"
"He wore gold pumps?!"

"Johnny, I gotta go. We're expecting another call from you any minute."

~Frankie and Johnny

[Hangin'in]

Clueless... That's the movie the line about *stepping into a patch of bad lighting* comes from! THANK YOU Zelda Von Yitz! I've been trying to remember that ever since I wrote it down!

[stevesbabygirl]

"When, 600 years old you become, look as good you will not!" - Star Wars

Hi Amanda, it's 900 years old :p!

[TLynn]

This one time...at band camp...

[mmeblue]

"When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left."
When I figure out what that means, I'll come back with a crushing reply. ;)

And from the same movie: "Vermont should be beautiful this time of year. All that snow."

Others...

* Why do we even have that [lever]? (We fill it in with whatever item we're talking about.)

* Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...AHHHAHAHAH! I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

* King of jesters, and jester of kings!

* There are two types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't.

* Yes, I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!

* It's okay to leave them to die.

* My dear, sweet child - that's what I do! It's what I live for.

[Witty Username]

* Put it up to eleven - This is Spinal Tap

Pulp Fiction - too many to list.

* Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

* I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

* I don't think Buddy Holly's much of a waiter.

* Why am I Mr. Pink? - Resevoir Dogs

* I was born with two left feet. When I was a kid they used to call me loopy cause I'd walk in circles. - Best in Show (every once in awhile for no good reason my DH will blurt out "they call me Loopy")

* Son, you got a panty on your head. - Raising Arizona
* I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got. - Raising Arizona

* Surely you can't be serious. I am serious and don't call me Shirley. -Airplane

[Sand]

"Would you two just do it and get it over with, i'm starving here"

[Elizabeth]

Fun thread! So many random ones I didn't realize a lot of other people like!

Wayne's World

You're sucking my will to live!!!

But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

Anchor Man

You're a smelly pirate hooker!

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.

I love lamp.

Zoolander

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

I invented the piano necktie!

Meet the Parents

I bet you would, Panama Red.

Finding Nemo

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy.

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

Sharkbait Ooh aah aah!

I am ashamed.

Bubbles!!!

O Brother Where Art Thou

Mah Hair!

Ahma Dapper Dan man!

She done R-U-N-N-O-F-T.

We're in a tight spot!

The Ladykillers

Madam, we must have waffles! We must all have waffles forthwith! We must all think, and we must all have waffles, and think each and every one of us to the very best of his ability...

I left my wallet in El Segundo...

You brought your b1tch to the waffle hut???

The Hudsucker Proxy

You know, for kids!

The Last of the Mohicans

Magua say, understand English very well.

The English Patient

You speak so many bloody languages and you never want to talk.

And has no one done this one yet? Hard to believe!:
Princess Bride

Mahwige! Mahwige is what bwings us together today...

[Elizabeth]

Three Amigos

Are Amigos falling from the sky?

So I Married an Axe Murderer

That head is like Sputnik! ... He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

She stole my heart and my cat.

Sweet bird... CAW!

We've got a piper down!

Austin Powers

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! ... Throw me a bone here!

Are they ill tempered?

Men in Black

The dog owes my friend money.

He looked like he was wearing an Edgar suit.

Rocky Horror Picture Show

I can see you shiver with antici....pation

[Vishenka69]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

[Elizabeth]

This is Spinal Tap

We're calling it "Lick My Love Pump"...

[AfterToday]

I've got teets, can you milk me? -- Meet the Parents

My friends call me "T" you...you can kiss my a** -- Nothing To Lose

You know that show cops? I love it. -- Nothing To Lose

What should I call her then, monogomously challenged? -- Nothing To Lose

I wildeled it, from one piece of wood -- Meet The Parents

He's a cat focker! -- Meet The Parents

Percy Jones -- Guess Who?

Rule #5... you're an idiot -- Wedding Crashers (use this one on my hubby alot!)

Want me to take my shirt off for you? Well the offers on the table. -- Billy Madison

Place smells like urine, good job -- Big Daddy

Hello, my name is Julia Gulia -- Wedding Singer

Who's your friends? I dont like 'em. -- Mr. Deeds

7. You were going 7 miles an hour. -- Tommy Boy

Do you know where the weight room is? I'll find it. -- Tommy Boy

Is your vagina happy? -- Meet the Fockers

I like smiling, smiling is my favorite. -- Elf

I like your purple dress, its very purply. -- Elf

Francisco, thats fun to say -- Elf

Buddy the Elf, whats your favorite color -- Elf

oh geez, I could go on for days, my boys love to curl up on the couch and watch movies. And they quote them with me! Too funny. In case you couldnt tell, we are all Adam Sandler fans...and we tend to swing more towards the comedies. I cant believe nobody quoted Nothing To Lose. Funny movie, you should all get it, its a little older, has Martin Lawrence and Tim Robbins...good show.

haha...now I will be at work quoting movies all night! LOL Thanks!

[Winter Biscuit]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

I was just coming to post this one :D

[MsPeachy]

What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken??

It's Mega-Maid, sir. She's gone from Suck to Blow.

[JamBray]

Singles:
Cliff: Look, Janet you know I see other people still. You do know that don't you?
Janet: You don't fool me.
Cliff: Janet, I could not be fooling you less.

"We will always go dancing!"

[kari]

"Me so horny, me love you long time."

"souveneirs, novelties, party tricks.."
"excuse me sir, you dropped your phony dog poo."
"what phony dog poo?"

"Crabs, there were 2, they work in pairs."

"whose motorcycle is this?"
"it's Zed's"
"who's Zed?"
"Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead"

[suzubeane]

Karen beat me to it:

"There's no crying in baseball!"

[KarenS]

O Brother Where Art Thou - Oh I forgot about this one. More of our favorites:
I'm counting to three!
We thought you wuz a toad!
Do not seek the treasure!
Is you is or is you ain't my constituents?
I *am* the pater familias!

Also, not from a movie, but from News Radio and we use it all the time:
I'm evil. Pure. Evil. Get your own damn coffee!

While we're on a Cohen Brothers theme:
Fargo
I'm guessin' that's your partner there in the woodchipper!
I think I'm gonna barf!
He's fleein' the interview!
There's no call to get snippy with me!

The Big Lebowski
The Dude abides.
Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

[AttyGrl74]

Damnit Janet! (Rocky Horror)

[Boopy]

It's a little long, but it's one of our favorites.

Pulp Fiction
Vincent Vega: You know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Jules Winnfield: What?
Vincent Vega: It's the little differences. I mean they got the same sh** over there that they got here, but it's just, just there it's a little different.
Jules Winnfield: Example.
Vincent Vega: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater and buy a beer. And, I don't mean just like a paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And, in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules Winnfield: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent Vega: No, man, they got the metric system, they don't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules Winnfield: What do they call it?
Vincent Vega: They call it a Royal with Cheese.
Jules Winnfield: Royal with Cheese.
Vincent Vega: That's right.
Jules Winnfield: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent Vega: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
Jules Winnfield: Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent Vega: I don't know. I didn't go into Burger King.

[craftyT]

These are all so-o good!

My favorite is from Steel Magnolias:

M'line: "How's Sammy taking all of this?" [about his wife praying all the time]
Truvy: "Oh Sammy... most days he doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt!" :D

[elladee]

From Moonstruck:

"Snap out of it!"

"Do you love him Loretta?"
Yeah ma, I love him something awful."
Oh, that's too bad."

"I'm confused."

[Elizabeth]

I LOVE Moonstruck! So romantic! The best Nick Cage movie ever!

I ain't no freakin' monument to justice!

The moon brings the woman to the man.

Why do you make me wait?

Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn't know this either, but love don't make things nice - it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and *die*. The storybooks are *bullsh!t*. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and *get* in my bed!

[KarenS]

Oh, one of my favorite "speeches" in a movie ever is this one from The Village:

Why must you lead, when I want to lead? If I want to dance I will ask you to dance. If I want to speak I will open my mouth and speak. Everyone is forever plaguing me to speak further. Why? What good is it to tell you you are in my every thought from the time I wake? What good can come from my saying that I sometimes cannot think clearly or do my work properly? What gain can rise of my telling you the only time I feel fear as others do is when I think of you in harm? That is why I am on this porch, Ivy Walker. I fear for your safety before all others. And yes, I will dance with you on our wedding night.

[Vorian's_Leronica]

"Nothing is final until you are dead, and even then I'm sure God negotiates."

From Ever After


one of my favorite movies ever. i love that quote...


also from everafter:

How do you do it?
do what?
live each day with such passion. don't you find it exhausting?
only when I'm around you. why do you like to irritate me?
why do you rise to the occassion?



I kneel before you not as a prince but as a man in love. But i would feel like a king if you would be my wife. (my husband used that when he proposed)



from Tombstone:

You're no daisy, you're no daisy at all.

I'm your huckleberry.

Why kate you're not wearing a bustle, how lewd.

I'm a woman, I like men, if that means I'm not a lady then i guess i'm not a lady.


You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?


from labrynth:

Its not fair.
You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is.


Lilo & Stitch:
ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.


The Crow:

Victims, aren't we all.

how do you feel?
i feel like a little worm on a big f-in hook.
you feel likea little worm on a big f-in hook, well boy your momma must be DAMN proud.


Is she asleep?
I think we broke her.

30hrs of pain, all at once, all for you.

Jesus walks into a hotel, he hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "hey, can you put me up for the night?"

Mother is the name for god on the lips and hearts of children.


It can't rain all the time.


The Phantom of the opera:

this face which caused a mother's fear and loathing. a mask my first unfeeling scrap of clothing. pity comes too late turn, around and face your fate, an eternity of this before your eyes.



The tears I might have shed for your dark fate, grow cold and turn to tears of hate.



Wow, there are so many movies and so many quotes, i could be here all night.

[ilovepink]

Man you girls took all of mine.

Hitch

"Noooo...not like that you're not!"

"You can't stop it! You can't stop it!"

"I know I'm heavy."

Shaft

"You like Tiger Woods? I like him!"

Empire Records

"Because it would hurt a lot Warren."

"I see you didn't leave the couch."
"Not the whole couch."

"You make me feel like a bath."

Elf

"SANTA! I know him!"

Christmas Vacation

"Don't throw me down Clark."

"Is your house on fire Clark?"

"Here's a quarter for Audrey, Audrey."

"Looks great! Little full, lots of sap."

[GoCougs]

It's a bit long, but one of my all-time favorite quotes:

"...And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. " (Caddyshack)

"Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads?" (Austin Powers: Goldmember)

[greenbunny]

I'm cheating and doing TV.

"What's the matter, watcher? Did your life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea?"

"What is your childhood trauma?!?"

"Throw in a little rectal surgery, and it's my best day ever!"

"I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away."

"Say! You didn't all just happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?"