Celebrities endorsing water – how stupid has the human race gotten? Was there anyone out there stumbling around in a delirium before Jennifer Aniston’s face convinced him to consume this magical clear stuff? Has “The More You Know” campaign gotten on this apparent lack of awareness of basic survival skills? Proper oxygen inhalation starts at home. Talk to your kids about breathing, before they turn blue. *ding, ding, ding*
Wire head massagers – That tingle you feel when you try it in the store is because the Cletus who tried it ten minutes ago left behind some six-legged buddies, who are now marching down the tines into your scalp.
Doritos Blazing Buffalo and Ranch tortilla chips – The reason you have never gone to the grocery store with a craving for chicken wings dipped in yogurt is because God never intended for such an unholy union to take place. Choke on some spoiled milk while snorting chili powder and you can get the same effect for less money.
Cook-your-own-steak restaurants – One of the more fascinating consumers-as-sheep phenomena. Go out, make your own food, pay as much as you would for someone else to do it. Next up: housekeepers who charge to watch you scrub your own toilets.
Light-up bras – Because, before, that guy was looking at your eyes. No, really, you need this. Breasts too often go overlooked in our society.
GreenBunny
Those Doritos sound nasty!
LOL about the light up bra.