This season of the Bachelor brings us both an Lt and a Dr. Oh, and an athlete. Sounds like he’s perfect? Eh, he’s okay in looks, but certainly not the cutest bachelor to date.
No matter, the girls will make up for the lack of yumminess on Dr Andy’s part. And, per usual, they don’t dissapoint - including fighting, back flips, push ups and baking to name just a few hilights of the evening.
Our cast of characters for the women include the usual - Drama Queen, Southern Belle, psycho lady and the unusual jobs.
The first rose came early. Somehow, Stephanie T captures Lt Andy’s eye as she stepped out of the limo. I’m not really sure how, but you know, that rose is probably the dumbest rose I’ve ever heard of - if he’s going to make a choice that quick, at least let him see all the girls first.
As much as I didn’t want to like her because of her job as Sorority Recruiter, I have to say, I rather liked Peyton. So did Lt Andy, she received the second rose of the evening. Or, maybe it was only that they were celebrating their birthdays together.
One sure way of making an impression is by playing show and tell. That’s what Bevin did by showing off her battle scars to Lt Andy. He was intrigued and gave her the third rose.
The next rose issued is the one that had me scratching my head the most. I didn’t think Kate was very cute, but apparently her very short skirt went a long way in attracting Lt Andy’s attention.
Apparently, Lt Andy likes Texas girls, besides Peyton, he also gave roses to Alexis, Amanda, Amber, Erin and Susan.
Nicole baked her way into Lt Andy’s favor. Tina sang her way there. Tessa told bad jokes to make a lasting impression.
Others who received roses were Danielle I, Tiffany W and Stephanie W.
Now to talk about the most interesting part of the evening - the premise of reality tv - people making fools of themselves on national tv.
The number one asshat for the evening goes to Lindsey. She thought her shit didn’t stink. She certainly had higher impressions of herself than anyone else did. The fact that she was so ugly and mean just made her appear more and more ugly by the end of the show. Her breakdown at the end when she is not chosen will be shown on recap shows all week.
The crazy award goes to Linda. She was reminiscent of the egg woman several seasons ago. Crazy.
And finally, what season of The Bachelor can be complete without at least one drunken humiliation. Blakery (by the way, what the hell kind of name is that?) is the Southern Belle. By the end of the night, she’s just a slurring, falling down mess.
Previews for the rest of the season look promising - more drama, more drinking - bring on The Bachelor!
JennyLou
I’m guessing Blakeney is her mother’s maiden name, or some family name. She is NOT a good representative of southern women!