Bullets because it’s late and I’m not feeling creative enough to think of some transition sentences. Get over it.
*Ian Bernado will be one to walk away w/ his 15 minutes. Any Dancing w/ the Stars fans out there reading remember his audition? That accent was atrociously exaggerated and annoying.
*We have our Mr. McPhee story of the year. Mark my words, we’ll hear the the boo hoo’s when we meet the 19-year old Sarah Burgess’s father talking about his daughter in a future episode. I’m not feeling her making it into the Top 12, though. There were other young hotties for the tween/teen population to latch on to that are better, like the best friend pair. BTW, I’m with Simon on this one, rooting for BFF #2 (Antonella Barba).
*16-year-old Jenry Bejarano is hot.as.shit. I feel like a perv for admitting that out loud though 
*Hearing the harmonica from Clifton Biddle was a nice change from the singing during the totally unecessary TWO HOUR LONG show.
*Christopher Henry, the Simon Cowell look alike, made my cat wake up with that high note. No lie. Actually, I even paused for a moment to listen for breaking glass.
*Holy emotional outbursts and psychotic breaks tonight, Batman! Did anyone else notice our psychotic breakers were both with chicks in cowboy hats? If they ever do a remake of Fatal Attraction one of them is a shoe-in for the lead role!
*Ashanti Johnson would be a great soap opera actress. I was so moved by her powerful schpiel, weren’t you?
Shoutouts: South Shore Mass. boys, the spaceman, and the pippi longstocking farm boy who showed up for the costume contest, boo to Simon for not participating in the group hug, and the producers for getting the door drama fixed!
Southerner
I agree. Antonella Barba was better than her friend.
The cowboy hat chicks were cra-zy.
Even the kids were cracking up during Ashanti’s soap opera monologue. Did she rehearse that?